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[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago
[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (3 children)

I know it's been out for years but I don't understand anything about this meme format. Reminds me of mbti bullshit

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

It's an alignment chart, most commonly used for D&D (and other TTRPG) characters.

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[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

Chaotic good, one 32" 2560×1440 display, one old 19" 1280×1024 display (mainly used for referencing docs, for a debugger, or watching a VTuber or a conference presentation).

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I’ve got a sideways monitor, a rightway monitor and a laptop all scrunched together, what does that make me?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

You are not invited to D&D.

Go watch some Stranger Things

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

I think they're all evil with those skulls on the screen.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Why is it neutral evil to have a monitor without a face?

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[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

You forgot just laptop and my other screens are just pretty pictures. Covid really changed how I work hahaha

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

I'm a reverse Lawful Neutral; laptop on the left, monitor on the right.

Before that I had a 16:9 monitor on the left and a 4:3 monitor on the right. That doesn't seem to be in the chart anywhere.

Seriously, someone needs to start making high-quality 4:3 monitors again. Sure, they're not great for movies and modern video games, but they're great for reading.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Chaotic evil baby. I need somewhere to read long documents, manga, man pages and configs.

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[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

I'm lawful neutral monitorally but ideologically chaotic neutral. This and that then.

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[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

Lawful good at home.

Laptop and two horizontal monitors at work. Is that lawful neutral good or neutral good lawful?

Personally, I think it's probably neutral awful - one is HDMI and the other is VGA.

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[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

I am chaotic good at home with a 4K and a laptop screen

But at work it’s all 1080 monitors (unfortunately) so I have 3 and I a mix of chaotic neutral and lawful evil 😂 2 portraits then a landscape

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I use a 42" 4K monitor. Same working area as 4 x 21" 1920x1080 screens but more flexible. Been doing so for ~10 years. When my old 39" 4K monitor broke I used 2 x 24 inch monitors + laptop screen for a while but I ended up buying another big monitor instead, it's just so convenient.

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[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I guess I'm LE. Its the only way my monitors would fit in my space :(

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[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Chaotic good. I refuse to get rid of the little one. My electronics only leave me when they're fubar.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

Chaotic neutral should be a solo laptop screen.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

The "tie fighter" setup of vertical, horizontal, vertical, gives me nausea

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Lawful Neutral reporting in!

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[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

Chaotic neutral vibin with stream on the right and game on front

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I'm on the third Z axis of this chart

two screens same size to the front, laptop on a riser to my left, at a right angle, third, smaller screen to the left of that connected to a second laptop

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[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

Lawful Evil at work Neutral Good at home Shockingly accurate about more than just the monitors!

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

Chaotic neutrals wya?! Especially when I was using a Mac for work with ShiftIt

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

Honestly, these days I just work directly on my laptop. Get to use touchpad gestures which is nice, grilling my hands under CPU load maybe less nice.

It's usually enough to just alt+tab between my IDE and browser, so my workflow hasn't suffered much.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

Not a programmer, but I run Neutral Good + Lawful Neutral at the office, because my work issued a docking station with two symmetrical monitors, but they also issued me a laptop instead of a desktop, so what am going to do, not use the third monitor?

So, it's ugly, but it works since I either put baseball on one of the big monitors or Spotify on the laptop, and work on the other two.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

Lawful neutral, though my laptop is up on a stand to bring it to the height of the monitor, so maybe chaotic good?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

Lawful Neutral + Chaotic Evil...

I have so many screens...

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

I'd swap lawful evil and neutral evil.

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