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[–] [email protected] 13 points 2 days ago

The Navy gives its pilots call signs, essentially chosen by that pilot's peers in flight school.

Having already been a SEAL and a doctor, and only being sent to Navy flight school as part of his astronaut training, his peers gave him the call sign "Sidequest."

[–] [email protected] 41 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Who's that supposed to be? Must not get up to the Cloud District very often!

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 days ago

What's new in the provinces?

[–] [email protected] 30 points 3 days ago

Just check out the resumes of pretty much any astronaut. They're all incredibly accomplished people, the selection process is so competitive

[–] [email protected] 22 points 3 days ago (2 children)

I wonder if his dad is still disappointed

[–] [email protected] 11 points 3 days ago (2 children)

Looks like he's been a doctor, so he should be OK.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 3 days ago

Only doctor? The neighbour's son is archdoctor! The family is dishonoured.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 days ago

"only doctor? Why not head of surgery??"

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 days ago

I know you're making a joke, but it's not funny specifically because of what a piece of shit his dad actually was.

In Jonny Kim's senior year in high school, his dad died in a shootout with the police after the pistol whipping his mom and repeatedly threatening to kill her (in front of their high school age son). This dude joined the Navy a few months later, in large part to get away from an traumatic home life.

[–] [email protected] 25 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (1 children)

I thought about becoming a navy seal as a springboard to Harvard Medical where I'd meet a NASA physician who'd convince me to become an astronaut. But then I thought I'd just go bowling instead.

That's the difference between being born in the 70's instead of the 80's like Johnny Kim, I guess.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (1 children)

I heard when he got married, his new mother-in-law required six surgeons to remove the shit-eating grin she had after her next Sunday mah jong game.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 days ago

I too love maj dong

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 days ago

Get that doctor shit in place, and the other two are going to fall into place more easily.

... betting it costs some money to become a doctor!