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K9 Unit Shuts Off Body Cam Before Tearing Squeaky Toy New Asshole (thehardtimes.net)
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[–] [email protected] 21 points 1 week ago (1 children)

You know that toy was resisting something terrible.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago

And it smelled like catnip

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 week ago

They're Not All Good Boys

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago

Dying here! 😆

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago

The only kind of police brutality that is acceptable