this post was submitted on 10 Oct 2024
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[–] [email protected] 19 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

In the Star Trek franchise, the 12 film was in the Kelvin\JJ Abrhams timeline. Can't wait to see who will voice a rebooted young Mike Myers and Eddie Murphy combo.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (1 children)

You know the first movies intro? The montage of Shreks daily routine, while Smashmouth plays?

Now imagine a "teen shrek" version.

Basically just clips of Shrek crushing slugs for lubrication and fucking his favourite stump.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

This must be the She Hulk-StarTrek crossover and the shorten it to Shrek

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

Shren ~ Shrek? That mischievous blue skin with the funny moving ears takes a green Orion dancing slave girl into the past - into the 1970's, specifically. They get Lou Ferrigno angry. DNA gets a good mixin'. Coming soon to theaters...
S.H.'Rek 9 Fiona: Origins (2033).
Oh, no!

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Computer, replicate me a young mike Myers and Eddie Murphy, hot.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 weeks ago

Aurora, Illinois Cop... A freewheeling metallic-liquid cop investigating satellite signal theft crosses paths with local slacker black-market music promoter. He soon gets the local metalhead's welcome-to- Aurora, IL treatment by falling for the ol' stratocaster in the tailpipe bit.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 weeks ago

The hot is implied, no need to spell it out.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

So, light brown becomes a really big thing, with the exception of few anarchists?

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 weeks ago

economics textbook

Well there's your problem.