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A mother who transforms frozen rats into ‘sexy showgirls’ with coloured feathers, handmade nipple covers and fake eyelashes has said her novelty taxidermy business regularly requires 12-hour days to keep up with demand.

Caitlin Hillis, 36, runs her business called Showtime Taxidermy from her home, where she sells ‘quirky and bizarre’ rats for £148.

The rodents are dressed and posed as glam performers – and it all began during a craft night four years ago.

Caitlin said: ‘We watched videos online and we made our first taxidermy together, me, my daughter and my sister, and it was comically bad, but we loved it. We had such a fun time, so we did it again and we made others, and the natural next step was, ‘Let’s make it sexy and fun and add costumes’.’

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Caitlin explained that she buys the rats frozen from an ethical local breeder who supplies food for zoos, and she keeps them in a large freezer.

The rats cost four dollars each, but Caitlin ensures there is as little waste as possible, as a friend uses the bones to make jewellery.

With materials such as clay, foam and wire, Caitlin puts the skins in borax, which is a preservative, and then shapes the skins around her desired moulds before letting them solidify.

Caitlin said the rats’ poses are inspired by acrobats, burlesque performers and belly dancers, but tailored to suit the animals’ smaller limbs, which is part of their ‘charm’.

The drying process typically takes two to three weeks, and she then adds decorations such as coloured feathers, rhinestones, velvet and fake eyelashes, and she even makes her own ‘signature’ nipple coverings for the rats, with six on each animal.

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[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 days ago

Honesty rats are sweethearts and this makes me sad

[–] [email protected] 21 points 1 week ago (5 children)

Imagine you died and somebody dressed your corpse up all slutty

[–] [email protected] 20 points 1 week ago

I'm no longer scared of death and I'm changing my will.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 week ago (1 children)

According to a different species's standard of sex appeal. Like if we died and some blue footed booby painted our feet blue.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 week ago

I'd paint my feet blue for boobies

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago

Before the story begins, is it such a sin?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago

I may be dead, but I can still look fabulous!

[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 week ago

Goddam those are sexy rats.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 week ago

Should have marked this NSFW.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 week ago (1 children)

$4 each?

Well that's just a bargain. I question the process though.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 week ago (1 children)

It’s cool: all the sexy rat corpses are ethically sourced

[–] [email protected] 1 points 5 days ago

But hardly concensually.

So, non-vegan sexy rats.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 week ago (1 children)

My main concern was whether the rat breeding program was ethical, and it sounds like it is so there’s nothing else freaky and weird going on here to worry about

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

I take it you're being sarcastic?

I for one am not that comfortable about it. Breeding and slaughtering rats to feed zoo animals, sure. I do enjoy burgers myself, so who am I to judge? Plus the zoo animals can't all go vegan. But these are just bred and killed, probably living the shortest life possible, to serve as novelty decoration items. A plush would serve the purpose equally well, but of course the novelty aspect would not be there any longer.

Yeah not a big fan. I can understand taxidermy when done to a loved pet, or even to hunted game as a trophy. But the breeding-straight-to-taxidermy process sounds super wrong to me.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Beastiality is bad. Necrophilia is bad. Put them together and now they're good!

[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 days ago

Two wrongs do make a right!

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 week ago

sees thumbnail

Oh she's pretty

reads title

Oh. Oh no.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago

They did her dirty in the second photo. She looks like a goul with over darkened eye region and over brightening of her teeth.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago

Well everybody's got to have a hobby.