this post was submitted on 06 Oct 2024
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[–] [email protected] 64 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I'm not into chicks who are not into tentacles.

[–] [email protected] 60 points 1 week ago

Anyone that enjoys the Cthulhu mythos, and isn't at least neutral regarding tentacle references is just silly

[–] [email protected] 38 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Drag can tell anon said it in a weird way because anon is the kind of silly who rates girls on a scale of 10.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Seriously, everyone knows you have to rate the females on a scale of 7.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 week ago

Solid 5/7 comment

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 week ago

And don't forget to pronounce females like tamales.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 week ago

thanks drag

[–] [email protected] 32 points 1 week ago (6 children)

What’s significant about her being born on the 10th July? Astrology shit?

[–] [email protected] 38 points 1 week ago

Wtf pay attention it's not "10th July". It is very clear what anon wrote and meant.

Are you autistic or smth?

They obviously meant the 7th of Oct.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

That's the 7th of October and that's tomorrow. Don't forget to wish her a happy birthday 🎂

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I can't tell if ironic or not so I will explain

It's not a date, its a rating of how attractive the girl was, very often used in green text and 4chan.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Not, it's not a date, the OP is unable to talk to people and also is obsessed with their 'attractiveness rating' rather than who they are, so will not be at all likely to go on a date.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 week ago

Pretty sure that when you only have 2 date parts it's month/year

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 week ago

Yes. Astrology shit.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago

Gtfo here with that American date notation /s (but not really)

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 week ago