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Shitty Movie Details

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Share your favorite movie (and other motion picture media) details, potentially with a shitty twist.

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[–] [email protected] 29 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Tangentially related: I once met a Polish woman who swore up and down that she had been essentially lured to her financial ruin, sex trafficking/slavery, and near death by Tommy Wiseau.

She claimed he and her met online, he promised to marry her, and he convinced her to get a job on a cruise ship to travel to him, she did so, met him, whereupon she was essentially folded into a harem akin to P Diddy's freakoffs, which she then had to escape.

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I have no clue if she was completely nuts or not, but I do know she completely believed this.

[–] [email protected] 23 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Ahahahah, what a shtory, Mark.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 month ago

Anyway how’s your sex life?

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I had the same one. Wore it all the time even though I was in high school and it barely fit.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 month ago

I can't help but respect the fuck out of that tbh.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)
[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago

Lisa looks hot tonight!

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago (2 children)

What's the diameter on that? Is it a woman's watch?

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago

Children's.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

If you mean the watch face, it seems like it's probably around 40 mm length-wise. The band seems like it can accommodate an adult man's wrist, although Mike here has it toward the very end of his wrist, and we never see what hole he has it in.