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[–] [email protected] 159 points 1 week ago (2 children)

"Why can't you give up untold amounts of money, free time, peace/quiet, lack of stress, and freedom so I can have my grandkids around for a few hours a week? Stop being so selfish."

[–] [email protected] 106 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Also, why don't you want to bring new human beings in a world that we have destroyed, that will struggle when I'll be gone and you'll be powerless to help? So selfish

[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 week ago

Fake news promised FEMA camps staffed by Obama death panels if ACA ever passed...

WE GOT THE ACA... BRING THE FUCKING CAMPS FEDS!

[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

These are also the people who either disappear anytime their kids need help with the kids, or else were such terrible parents they're the last person on earth their kids would leave alone with their children.

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[–] [email protected] 87 points 1 week ago (4 children)

I don't know if I find it more abhorrent that someone would proudly display an opinion so needlessly angry, or that there exists a company that is profiting off these assholes by providing such a miserable sticker.

[–] [email protected] 30 points 1 week ago

It's a lot of words to say "I'm a selfish asshole."

[–] [email protected] 20 points 1 week ago

I'm okay with the print company. It lets us see from a distance what kind of asshole we're dealing with.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 week ago (1 children)

There are places you can design your bumper sticker. And if you have a good enough printer you can print them yourself

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[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Sticker companies will sell blue lives matter and ACAB merch.

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[–] [email protected] 86 points 1 week ago (4 children)

Now I want a "my grandchildren are still in my selfish sons huge balls"

[–] [email protected] 39 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (3 children)

You know what's fucked?

Women can say that babies make their ovaries twitch and that's totally fine.

But if a man says that babies make their dick hard, everyone loses their mind.

What's that all about?

[–] [email protected] 33 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I mean, we don't get off through stimulating our ovaries for one lmao

[–] [email protected] 21 points 1 week ago

Maybe you don't.

[–] [email protected] 22 points 1 week ago

What the hell did I just read?

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[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 week ago (3 children)

That's not how testicles work.

[–] [email protected] 22 points 1 week ago

Not with that attitude

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 week ago (6 children)

It's not how ovaries work either. Where's the comment about that?

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[–] [email protected] 53 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Well your generation made housing unobtainable.. Play a stupid game win a stupid prize

[–] [email protected] 27 points 1 week ago (3 children)

And healthcare is exorbitantly expensive.

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[–] [email protected] 48 points 1 week ago

Wow, the cognitive dissonance of calling your daughter selfish...

[–] [email protected] 40 points 1 week ago (14 children)

I guess saying it’s in my selfish son’s ballsack wouldn’t have the same effect.

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[–] [email protected] 37 points 1 week ago

Obviously this person was too selfish to have enough children to produce grandchildren.

[–] [email protected] 33 points 1 week ago (3 children)

My selfish daughter won't go through childbirth, and raise a child to adulthood and beyond in a world that is getting harder to live in so I can be "gran-gran." The bitch. /s

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[–] [email protected] 26 points 1 week ago (1 children)

there are quite a few people who seem to want to be mothers more than they want to actually have kids.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 week ago (10 children)

Some of our programming is hard to resist. If it wasn't, there would be a lot less of us around!

[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 week ago (5 children)

I mean no offence but I find your username horrifying.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 week ago

Best compliment I've had all day!

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[–] [email protected] 25 points 1 week ago (1 children)

These boomers are lucky we are civilized enough to NOT take the matter into our own hands to save social security and permit proper economic distrbution of resource so normal couple can have kids.

Truly fucking clueless.

Regime bootlickers won't acknowledge that many people are NOT having kids due to failed social policy their beloved owners and their regimes whores got going for us.

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[–] [email protected] 24 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I will just never understand the desire people have to be in total control of others.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 week ago

Yes it's my children who are selfish! Never me, couldn't be me at all

[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 week ago

That is so gross

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 week ago

As a selfish daughter, I think this is hilarious tbh.

But I also have a mother who understands and fully supports my and my partner's reproductive choices and I probably would not feel that way if circumstances were different.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 week ago

please stop being selfish and suffer 360 days of the year so that I can play with my grandchildren the remaining 5 days

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 week ago

Dude I'd love to have kids but I'm fuckin broke with no career. The selfish thing for me to do is have kids anyway and leave them with my parents.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 week ago

Jesus, this is insane.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 week ago

Then just make a new kid yourself, mister/missus, and show you daughter how it's done.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Y'all reacting to this with no context or anything.

I'm sure most of us know someone who would 100% give a sticker like this jokingly to their parent, and the parent thinking it'd be a laugh to slap on the car.

I sure as hell do.

So for all y'all know, this is a joke that you arent in on and getting pissed over.

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[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 week ago

I hope he daughter has gone no contact. If you want kids this bad, adopt.

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