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this post was submitted on 15 Sep 2023
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Instead of:
Twitter is the woke mind virus
Say:
On X, I will decide what is free speech.
So anti-social language, instead of anti-self language.
I didn't do anything wrong
You are wrong
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You are not wrong, but I'm righter.
Not to disagree with you or anything, but your opinion is literally wrong and you know it.
EVERYBODY knows IT! The BEST PEOPLE know IT! People come up to me and say "sir you are the rightest person I know and I wish I could ever be as correct in my assumptions as you are dear sir" and start CRYING!! CAN YOU SEE? The MANLIEST of PEOPLE (basically SUPERMAN body like A LESSER VERSION OF MY BODY IF YOU CAN IMAGINE) START CRYING IN FRONT OF ME because IM THE MOST RIGHT!!! Scientists come up to me and ask me "sir your brain is so mighty may we test it for your IQ?" and I tell them (and MANY people AGREE! I tell you when I was on the golf course I was DROWNING in CRYING TEARS because THEY LOVE ME SO MUCH!!) that MY BRAIN HAS THE MOST IQ on all the planets COMBINED!! And they tested it and they RAN up to me god help me (I READ THE BIBLE FRONT TO BACK AND EVEN UPSIDE DOWN FOLKS) and said "SIR YOU GOT THE BREST BRAIN OF ALL TIME AND THE MOST IQ!!! and the most SMART!!" they told me i have an IMMESURABLE IQ and I told them "thats true!" and they began to CRY AGAIN because THEY HAD NEVER SEEN SOMEONE AS SMART AS ME!! And I told them "Maybe some day, Timmy, youll become as msart as me!" CROOKED CHIDEN WOULD NEVER!! HE'S OBSESSED WITH INSTIGATING ME INSTEAD OF LEARNING!!!!! I LEARNED LITERALLY EVERYTHIGN!! Stay safe folks!
This hurt to read. Thank you, I think…
No, thank you actually! I've been perfecting my craft for a while and this has been the feedback I'd been waiting for!
No, it's the children who are wrong.
Instead of , how about: "You can thank me later"?
"I thanked myself" seems more appropriate
These rules were modeled after me
Yes but unironically. My sense of humor should be accepted by the entire world.
Instead of "Thank you for x" say "thank me as for being as gracious as I was, accepting your gift and therefore wasting my precious time for you!". Rolls of the tongue much better than " "
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