i'll miss banging you two
this post was submitted on 13 Jun 2023
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A real world one: So, where I live, we speak Dutch (well, Flemish, but who cares). A beer (pint) and a kid (kind) are really close to each other in our language.
The best man in his speech - roughly translated: "take (rape) another kid" (neem nog een kind). He ment to say "take another beer" (neem nog een pint), but the nerves got the best of him.
Was a funny moment :)
Killing your ex paid off
You don't need childporn anymore!
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"you're that guy from the porno!" (That was definitely 5 words don't check)
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It was nice knowing you.
Didn't know family could marry!
The bride gives good head.
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