UFOs

What are the odds an extraterrestrial being would have the exact same features as most mammals on earth?

And why is it made of playdoh?

The claims by the self-claimed ‘ufologist’ have not been proven and Mr Maussan has previously been associated with claims of discoveries that have later been debunked.

Literally all you need to know here.

Though, this completely nonsense paragraph is good for a laugh.

Mr Maussan told attendees the specimens had been studied by scientists at the Autonomous National University of Mexico (UNAM) who were able to draw DNA evidence using radiocarbon dating. After comparisons were made to other DNA samples, it was found that over 30% of the specimens’ DNA was “unknown”, he said.

Naturally they look like stereotypical grey aliens.

Uhhhhh.....the Alien seems to be into Rectal Activity a fair bit.

They say they found what appear to be eggs through x-rays, but they haven't opened them up to check?
What are they waiting for? To check it's religion before dumping it in the sea? That's rather suspicious to me. Also the play dough thing.

1. Fingers won't work with that many phalanges, if it were somehow possible it would require massive forearm muscles that would require a large larger carriage to support.
2. It's neck would be entirely incapable of supporting it's head.
3. They lack an opposable digit.
4. So many of the bones lack any kind of rigid support. If this was a real creature it would likely be jelly flopping around.
5. Mouth is fat too small to be useful and without teeth it would be impossible for it to consume any kind of nourishment to survive.
6. Limbs seem like they are all of different sizes to each other and the arms and legs appear to be severed, I'm going to guess that someone was just cutting them off and not actually measuring while they made these things.

I'm very skeptical as well, but most of these comments are the worst. Zero effort Reddit-type posts that contribute nothing.

Here are two live translation comments of the same testimony from r/ufos:

The anatomy portion was spoken in a personal capacity by Dr. Jose Salce Benitez who had 30 years in the Mexican Navy, currently the director of the Navy's Scientific Health Institute and was at one point the director of the Navy's Medical Forensic Service.

• Bodies covered in a diatomic white powder that granted desiccation for extreme natural preservation, was carbon14 dated to: very fkn old (around 1000y)
• Tridactyl (3 fingers 3 toes) no carpals or tarsals with fingers going straight to armbones. I had a hard time with some specifics around here but they cannot grip thumb-wise and as such have to wrap their fingies around objects
• Circular, complete and continuous ribs, having around 14
• Deep/concave cervical spine (neckbones) with other features hinting that the head is retractable similar to turtles
• Strong but very light bone structure much like a bird
• Pneumatized (air/gas formed) cranial cavity, making a large space for oversized brain matter
• Orthopedic implants perfectly fused with skin and bone, composed of what we consider metals for spacing structures and equipment such as cadmium & osmium
• Ocular orbits very broad granting wide field of vision
• A jaw joint, but no teeth. They could swallow foods but not chew
• Spine connects to the center of cranial floor, a rarity that does not occur in primates who have a rear position
• Intact oviducts (fallopian tubes) containing eggs, alleges this is impossible to falsify
• Very broad range of motion in their shoulder joints
• Specimen have intact fingerprints, that are linear and horizontal as opposed to a human's circular prints
• Unique DNA not matching over a million existing sequences. 70% similar to known DNA, 30% unknown. For relevance, lists that humans are less than %5 different to primates and 15% to bacteria meaning the 30% or more the specimen contain is far outside terrestrial parameters

In summary, the bodies are a non-human species presenting irrefutable differences to written biology/ taxonomy of the evolutionary tree with 0 common ancestors or descendants

And a second one, with slightly different details:

Im not very good at Spanish, but the part where the Forensic Science specialist describes the bodies:

• Bodies 60 cm tall covered in a white powder that under electron microscopy are revealed to be a type of common algae (diatom), which preserves the bodies and inhibits bacterial growth, naturally conserving the bodies. Humanoid structure with hands and feet having only three 'fingers'. The bones show signs of wear in the place where you'd expect from motion, and they are tough, but light, like a bird's.
• The head is very large relative to the body. The cranium is likewise tough but lightweight, with a large intracranial cavity which contained a large brain. The eyeholes are very large and would permit great stereoscopic vision. Very short nasal cavities, and a mouth cavity that by its mandibular articulation and complete absence of teeth indicates they ate by drinking and cannot masticate.
• The neck is strangely connected to the center of the skull, which is unusual because in primates the neck is usually joined at the back of the skull. The 4 or 5 cervical vertebrae suggest that the neck was slgihtly retractable, like a tortoise. The beginning of the thorax has joints to the arms similar to a bird's. The ribcages bones are completely continuous and circular and the space between them is small. In the abdomen we can see the presence of three eggs, and in the abdominal cavity, using tomography we can see at the milimetric level that there exist oviducts containing milimetric eggs, suggesting this creature was in a process of constant gestation. This is further proof they are biological and organical, as their method of reproduction including the milimetric eggs in the oviducts would be impossible to fake.
• We can also observe through tomography the muscles, ligaments, blood vessels and organs and organelles that are yet to be defined in future studies. There is complete harmony in the wear down near all the joints, consistent with their biomechanical locomotion that ends in fingers that have 5 falanges used to grab and manipulate objects (since they have no thumbs). They dont have carpal or tarsus bones, the falanges connect directly to the arm and forearm bones. They find microscopic bubbles(?) in the fingers which they clame are impossible to fake. He makes a comment on them having a square something I cannot translate, being weird as most animals on this planet have them round or circular.
• Some of the bodies have metallic implants perfectly lodged into their bodies and up to the skin, fused with it. The metals are several combinations of which the worthy mentions are osmium and cadmium (osmium is the rarest precious metal on Earth and the Universe, we use it in satellite communication).
• The DNA results were compared with over 1000000 known species, and the results show that on one of them, 70% of its genetic material matches known sequences, leaving a difference of unidentified 30%. This is relevant because humans relative to primates have less than 5% difference, and have less than 15% when compared to bacteria. The results are published online, free for anyone to research. Maybe users more experienced in Spanish can translate the part they mention after describing the fingers, I did what I could.

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Until they have the rotting corpses out on display for all, then it's probably some bullshit

Or, ancient mummy misidentified by ignorant idiots. One of those two likely.

Looks like someone's art project. Those are stones.

Ayyylmao. Notice that the aliens are almost always in fuckable size and shape. Where's my Shoggoth Ubbo-Sathla ayyliums?

I want to believe