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[–] [email protected] 21 points 1 year ago (2 children)

sorry, no event, or booked time can start on anything but a round number. At minimum it must start on a 5, on a 10 is preferred, and on the hour or half hour best.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

.beat time would like a word.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

This is so true, it's hilarious.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 year ago

guess I'll study tomorrow since I missed 5:37 today

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I don't have to start studying on a round number but I do need to stop procrastinating on one. It's just how it is, I don't make the rules.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

"Ok, it's 2:26, I'm gonna get off Lemmy at 2:30 and do laundry..."

Edit: "Oops, it's 2:49, and I'm still on Lemmy. I'll get off at 3."

Edit #2: "Shit, lost track of time, it's 3:09. Now I have to wait till 3:30, dammit."

Edit #3: "Fuck, how is it 3:40?! OK, I'll compromise and stop at 3:45. I can do this."

Edit #4: "Ok, ok, breeeeathe. It's 4:04. You know what, this has been really stressful. I need to stay on Lemmy till 5 for my mental health. Then I'll definitely do laundry!"

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

I usually say "I'll do laundry at 3" and set an alarm for 3 called "do laundry". Of course, sometimes I hit snooze on that alarm, but then Google nags me 15 minutes later to do laundry. It usually works.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

I usually start on the hour. 5:12. Oh no, guess I gotta wait till 6pm.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago

6:01pm? Dang I missed it, I'll make sure to be ready at 7pm....

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)

What about 5:74? I’ll start at 5:74!

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

On April 31st.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

It's really scary that I opened kbin to this and it's EXACTLY 5:37 lmao.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago
[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

No, that’s just plain wrong. How are we supposed to function in a world governed by arbitrary set of rules?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

Yeah idk about that…

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago
[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

I recognize that you have made a decision. But given that it is a (non-obsessive)-ass decision, I've elected to ignore it.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Yours sincerely:

The psicopath who raises the tv volume to a different, unround number

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

I just turned mine up to 22, and it's giving me discomfort because it's not a round number.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

I always turn the TV volume to an even number, whether it's round or not.

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