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Zelensky is 5’7” (153.88 in non-freedom units), which coincidentally is the same as Putin’s height. Also, Pootpoot is widely suspected of wearing lifts in his shoes.
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5’7” (153.88 in non-freedom units)
I don't know what non-freedom unit you're using, but in centimeters 5'7" would be ~170.
Apparently the kind that result from me doing the math wrong.
Apparently I'm multi-posting
Apparently the kind that result from me doing the math wrong.
For some reason I thought Putin was like 6’ x”
I guess he is, technically, if you limit the value of x to at most -5.
Lol
There's no stairs in Russia? Well that explains why everyone keeps falling to their death. And to think I was beginning to suspect there was something sinister going on.
He's being held down by the weight of his massive balls
I still think it’s a very powerful image, and portrays well how Ukraine must have felt after the meeting. One of the best journalistic images I have seen for a long while, precisely because the composition paints a story that is emotionally true, but in reality was just a short, inconsequential moment.
This image would have little value if Ukraine left the event happy with the results, feeling confident in their allies and NATO. Then it would be emotionally untrue as well.