why did it need to be 3D printed

We truly live in the future

is this on thingiverse?

So these aren't cool mice? Because I was excited when I thought they were cool mice.

“You are now dead. Thank you for using Stop’n’Drop: America’s favorite suicide booth since 2008!”

How long until someone murders a person with one of these as a cover up?

Death with dignity should be an essential human right.

as well as a fee of €95 ($105) for 24 months of access

Ah, there it is. The death subscription.

Waiting for the reviews

It being 3D printed is the least relevant part of this. But it has to be in the headline to get clicks. But it apparently also has to be the lead? "Molecule based "suicide pod'...", "Carbon neutral 'suicide pod'...", "Self actualized 'suicide pod'...", "Corporate sponsored 'suicide pod'..."

There aren't many things you could put in front of the real story here that change the story without creating an even bigger story. And 3D printed is definitely not one of them.

How long before the first Sleepshop opens?

Here's my proposal:

I've heard the claim numerous times that people leave a tremendous carbon footprint. Each person would be assigned a certain amount of "carbon credits" that their life is worth, and the value slowly declines as they get older. If they choose to, one can hop in the expiration bin and donate those remaining credits to a cause of their choice: they can give them to their children, family, or friends, donate them to a charity or research group, etc.

I can just imagine the ads where companies try to compel you to take the early-expiration route while relinquishing your credits to them "for the greater good" or some other such nonsense

Children mass-produced for the glorious stream of carbon credits it would award

Microsoft, Amazon, Tesla et al provide "expiration tanks" in convenient places that send the credits directly to them after each "donation"

Wtf i need to go back to sleep, lol

Night night lemmy ✨

has also been working on an implant that would be able to euthanize Alzheimer patients unable to make their own care decisions, and told us the first one has been built. It will only be loaded with saline to test the timing technology used in the implant, we're told.

Fuck yeah. Family members, nor the state, can be trusted to execute a demented persons wishes — wishes they were made while still of sound mind. I was already planning on building a suicide machine if I'm ever diagnosed (customised gas mask + nitrous oxide or nitrogen tank probably). Having autonomous, simple, well tested, painless options would prevent me having to waste my time on that.

People still think this is a suicide pod, while it is used by robots to generate electricity.

• Looks over at Ender 3

Hehe, by the time it finished printing something that size, I might have expired of natural causes!

Plastic bag: am I a joke to you?

Used by a human for the first time……. and last?