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master negotiator (lemmy.blahaj.zone)
submitted 1 year ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

alt text: a 4-panel comic strip by hausofdecline, in a simple, ignorant art style. panel 1: three individuals in suited corporate attire are assembled for a meeting, two seated together, one opposite. the left of the two: "You may be renowned for your negotiation skills, but we will not go any higher than 12%." panel 2: pulling in closer to the third interlocutor, he, with a smirk, goes to pull something out from his briefcase. panel 3: he has pulled a gun, holding it to his head, wearing a smug expression. panel 4: pulled back out to the three businessmen again. the one on the left states, looking irate and exasperated, "Fine, fine. We'll go to 15%." to his right, his fellow associate looks to him says, "See? That's why he's the best." the negotiator across from them remains unwavering, his gun still trained to his head.

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[-] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago

Is Blåhaj down? Embeds have never worked (kbin) but I can't even follow the link. No error, it just "loads" forever.

[-] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

Tbh sometimes this is literally the only negotiation power XD

[-] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

Gun is pointed the wrong way.

[-] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

Maybe it should be a grenade

[-] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

That would be fairly convincing

[-] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

That's how people on Facebook marketplace think you negotiate.

this post was submitted on 12 Sep 2023
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