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[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Shovels are actually very handy. I can think of 2 book series where a shovel is a vital tool. The best example is a ww2 fiction with magic where a company of troops were strapped with the fasted flying jet engine a body could handle and dominated the battlefield, well they killed so many soldiers they ran out of bullets. So instead they started flying around in the air going 60-100 mph smacking people in the head with their shovels. They massacred people. Oh it was so terriblely good.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)
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I also am curious.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

Pretty sure that kid is either going to grow up to be a serial killer or obese. Normative determinism is a thing.

I knew a kid Montana, who everyone used to call Montarrrrrrrrrrna because she was a big lass.

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