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submitted 3 years ago* (last edited 3 years ago) by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

GLaDOS demands to be on the list, or you won't receive cake.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 years ago (1 children)

Intel Management Engine

Isn't that just MINIX?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 years ago (1 children)

I think it is slightly modified, but yeah I think it is basically Minix.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 years ago

So is Minix one of the most popular OSes in the world?

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (2 children)

Modern windows is Linux with a gui that can run windows apps, which is to say it's actually pretty great imo

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

Windows 11 is Linux like my car is a Bluetooth headset.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 year ago (1 children)

The NT Kernel is not the Linux kernel. You never need to edit a registry in Linux and the default filesystem is just objectively better in Linux

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

You never need to edit a registry in Linux... Give it time, systemd will take us there someday.

[–] [email protected] -3 points 3 years ago (1 children)

If you do not love TempleOS, you are not a true lover of OSes.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 years ago (1 children)

I can't. I do not deserve to use TempleOS.

[–] [email protected] -3 points 3 years ago

Nobody does :(