this post was submitted on 12 Jul 2023
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[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Now I wonder about the empty intersections

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I’m missing something about incels and wasps

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago (2 children)

A reference to WASPs (White Anglo Saxon Protestants), I guess since the incel and white supremacist movements overlap somewhat.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Not quite. It's a reference to fig wasps. They pollinate certain types of figs but can get stuck inside of/digested by the fruit as it forms in the process. On the diagram, the wasps incorrectly assumed something was a date (fruit) and landed on it presuming safety, but it was actually a fig so now are in the process of dying as they're slowly eaten by the fruit, hence "the dying gasps of wasps". It's a super obscure reference.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago
[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 year ago

somewhat

It's a circle

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago
[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Incel/excel: how do I remove vertical bars?

Excel/fig: now how does this thing work again?

Incel/fig: what's that in my mouth?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

how do i remove vertical bars 💀💀💀💀💀

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

Don't forget to go to iFunny.co for more humorous hijinks!

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

If you mistake a fig for a date and vice versa, you haven’t tasted any. Hold on…..

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

I like it, but is it programmer humor?

Edit: typos

[–] [email protected] -1 points 1 year ago

How is iFunny.com doing these days? Haven't been there in years