this post was submitted on 07 Sep 2023
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Come on'n get your jamaharon on! There are no real rules—just don't break the weather control network.

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[–] [email protected] 25 points 1 year ago (1 children)

What is the deal with those Borg? They want to "assimilate". Fine! Come to earth, we have centuries of tv to show you! See how they'll run away then...

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

But, I don't wanna be a pirate.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

I AM NOT A JOLLY PIRATE!

[–] [email protected] 20 points 1 year ago (4 children)

No way is george a Geordi. Analytical, cool, reserved?

George is one of the Ferengi for sure.

[–] [email protected] 36 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Seinfeld would be definitely be Data. He's always questioning why people do things.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

Geordi, may I ask you a question?

I have noticed that humans at car rental companies sometimes take reservations, but they do not always hold the car. Why is that? Surely anyone could take reservations.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

I also think Kramer would be a Q. He always appears and disappears. Creates crazy shit out of nowhere. And dresses up as different professions.

Elian is klingon

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

I want to see an EMH modeled after George.

"So I say, 'State the nature of the medical emergency.' You know what he says?! He says 'you always say that.' So I said, 'I always say that because it needs said!'

"Did you really say that?"

"No. I thought of it on the transporter pad on the way over."

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

I think newman would be great ferengi there was the episode where him and kramar tried to make extra money off taking recycling somewhere else plus he's got to be the most petty character

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago (1 children)

You weren't aware he had a guest spot on an episode of voyager? Well, then yes, really.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago (2 children)

I've honestly only seen bits and pieces of voyager... I keep rewatching TOS/TNG/DS9, so one of these days I need to do a full watch of Voyager.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

It's not everybody's cup of tea but it's definitely one of my favourites. They do a good job of building a camaraderie and family (like TNG). The premise of being stuck in the Delta quadrant lends itself to new aliens of the week (like TOS). And the cast of characters is just fun to watch.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Hey, I'm on one right now. Why not join me?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

He's also in Prodigy

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 year ago (1 children)

You yadda yadda'd over the best part.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

No, I mentioned the voyages.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Elaine looks a lot like Marina Sirtis

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

She would look mighty fine in her uniform.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

Yeah, they didn't have to change much for her.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

"I'm not a racist, that's what's so insane about this."

"Fifty years we’d have you upside down with a fucking d'k tahg up your ass! You can talk, you can talk, you're brave now motherfucker! Throw his ass out, he’s a spoonhead! HE’S A SPOONHEAD! HE’S A SPOONHEAD! A SPOONHEAD, LOOK, THERE’S A SPOONHEAD!"

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

Thanks. I hate it. Also the Kramer panel really has like 15 levels of irony when you think about it.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I like that the bald patch is spreading

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Elaine is next

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

Elaine as Janeway.

Jerry as Dr. Bashir

George as Chief O'Brian

Kramer as Sisko

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago