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These are the voyages of the starship Enterprise. Its ongoing mission... yadda yadda yadda.
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Star Trek memes and shitposts
Come on'n get your jamaharon on! There are no real rules—just don't break the weather control network.
No way is george a Geordi. Analytical, cool, reserved?
George is one of the Ferengi for sure.
Seinfeld would be definitely be Data. He's always questioning why people do things.
Geordi, may I ask you a question?
I have noticed that humans at car rental companies sometimes take reservations, but they do not always hold the car. Why is that? Surely anyone could take reservations.
I also think Kramer would be a Q. He always appears and disappears. Creates crazy shit out of nowhere. And dresses up as different professions.
Elian is klingon
I want to see an EMH modeled after George.
"So I say, 'State the nature of the medical emergency.' You know what he says?! He says 'you always say that.' So I said, 'I always say that because it needs said!'
"Did you really say that?"
"No. I thought of it on the transporter pad on the way over."
I think newman would be great ferengi there was the episode where him and kramar tried to make extra money off taking recycling somewhere else plus he's got to be the most petty character