this post was submitted on 07 Sep 2023
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[–] [email protected] 120 points 1 year ago (4 children)

Imagine how absolutely baffled the builder must've been at the unintentional power play. Reminds me of this classic snippet from Douglas Adams.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago

I would have snapped and then made an ass of myself, which tends to be the usual.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

The last line really brings it home. It's like if an episode of Curb did a post credits sequence.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

I'd completely forgotten about that amazing classic. Thanks for reminding me of it.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

Hahaha oh man, I remember reading that story in Hitchhikers Guide, I can't believe that really happened to him. God that's so painfully awkward and even more painfully British.

[–] [email protected] 57 points 1 year ago (8 children)

If y'all don't know Fern Brady she is an absolute joy in series 14 of Taskmaster.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 year ago

Me Fern Brady me Fern Brady

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago

Did I meet those potatoes before?

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

The rightful queen!

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

Her book is wonderful. If you have someone neurodiverse in your life, I can't recommend it enough.

Yes, it was funny. But so insightful, too.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

I love TM, I loved Fern on it, but most of all I Loved seeing her in that power rangers esque one piece.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

I love the 'WhaHuh' sound she makes in the leader.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

Fuck shes funny.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago
[–] [email protected] 48 points 1 year ago (2 children)

“Our builder” means… they’re having their house remodeled?

[–] [email protected] 89 points 1 year ago (4 children)

no, rich people just have a bodybuilder around to lift things and stuff

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago

My other guess was personal trainer...

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I thought it was a kid putting together Legos all day

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

protip: plural of lego is lego.

[–] [email protected] -2 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago (2 children)

it's not even an english word. the US is wrong... again.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

What do you mean it's not an English word? It's used in English-speaking countries by English speakers isn't it? Next are you gonna say that "ski" is also not an English word?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

Of course. Who wants to lift things themselves, when you can have a peasant do it?

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago

Yeah, it's British

[–] [email protected] 25 points 1 year ago (1 children)

My wife does this too, except with penises

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Can she give mine back, they tried to cast me for Ken

[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 year ago

It's like the tenth time I've seen this post but it still makes me laugh

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

That man was walking around all week trying to figure out if he ought to try to smash.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

Me Fern Brady me Fern Brady

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

You can take my dirty ass hoody from my cold dead hands

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