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Anon falls in love (sh.itjust.works)
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[-] [email protected] 19 points 1 hour ago

So it’s fake because 4chan. But also it’s fake because even if you’re late deafened you need to learn how to hear after getting cochlear implants.

Also because it’s rare for adults fluent in sign language with a supportive network to choose CIs unless late deafened

[-] [email protected] 28 points 2 hours ago

This is fake, but not gay.

[-] [email protected] 7 points 1 hour ago

Turns out anon is a female

[-] [email protected] 123 points 8 hours ago

Who else was waiting for the plot twist? I thought she dumps him because his voice sounds like a drowning pig in panic or so... :'D

[-] [email protected] 3 points 3 hours ago

I misread the first twist as "she's dead" and thought anon's love life just took a turn for the worst.

[-] [email protected] 16 points 5 hours ago

After my girlfriend gained the ability to smell, she dumped me. She hates roses now though

[-] [email protected] 4 points 5 hours ago

How do you suddenly gain that ability? Are there implants for smell as well? Or did they extract some lego bricks that she stuffed up her nose as a kid?

[-] [email protected] 4 points 4 hours ago

might've recovered from long COVID

[-] [email protected] 2 points 1 hour ago

As she apparantly liked roses before and now does no longer, I read it as 'she was born without the ability to smell'.

[-] [email protected] 7 points 7 hours ago* (last edited 7 hours ago)

it's a rare wholesome greentext

[-] [email protected] 48 points 8 hours ago

Maybe it was a bit much to ask that during such an emotional moment? I mean, let the woman decide when she has her wits together..

[-] [email protected] 51 points 7 hours ago

don't worry, greentexts are fiction

[-] [email protected] 102 points 10 hours ago

I like to think based on how this story is worded she always had implants but never knew to turn them up

[-] [email protected] 14 points 4 hours ago

losing the user manual is a bitch

[-] [email protected] 35 points 9 hours ago

what if we all have implants but never knew how to turn them down?

[-] [email protected] 39 points 9 hours ago

a screwdriver does the trick, its a one time adjustment though

[-] [email protected] 125 points 10 hours ago

If someone is deaf from birth and gains hearing from implants later in life, you whisper in their ear and they can't see your lips they won't understand because they have never heard the audio before. Is this correct?

[-] [email protected] 4 points 1 hour ago

Yes, but it’s not just deaf from birth people. Your brain has to wire itself to understanding the signals from the implant

[-] [email protected] 66 points 10 hours ago

Yeah. Unless she is only partially deaf or had hearing before and lost it, she won’t understand him.

[-] [email protected] 36 points 10 hours ago

or he may have signed while saying it.

[-] [email protected] 9 points 9 hours ago

I think it would be instinct by that point.

[-] [email protected] 3 points 9 hours ago

Good point.

[-] [email protected] 9 points 7 hours ago

In the beggining he said after a while she noticed or something like that so it means she had partial hearing loss.

[-] [email protected] 1 points 2 hours ago

I figured that she noticed him visually, a shadow was cast or she saw movement. Anon also said that she heard her mom "for the first time" when she got the implant.

Taking all this into account, while the greentext seems to have avoided the first label of homosexuality, the verity of the story nevertheless has to be put into question.

[-] [email protected] 27 points 9 hours ago

I never expect when greentexts hit right in the feels.

[-] [email protected] 18 points 8 hours ago

Never knowing what to expect is the fun part of reading greentexts.

[-] [email protected] 24 points 9 hours ago
[-] [email protected] 47 points 9 hours ago* (last edited 9 hours ago)

Guy love deaf girl. Girl hearing fixed. Guy say he love her.

[-] [email protected] 3 points 7 hours ago
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