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Donald Tusk sounds like a conglomeration of Donald Trump and Elon Musk
Considering we had both politicians on the news at roughly the same time it got confusing lol
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Wasn't he a character in House of Cards? Before we found out about Kevin Spacey's shady shit?
Raymond Tusk. Shady business guy.
It's the classic Germany-France joke, but modified:
A German was on a trip to Poland.
He reached passport control and the officer asked:
"Name?"
"Hans Kleiner"
"Age?"
"31"
"Occupation?"
"No no, just visiting"
That took me way longer to get than it should have.
Then I laughed a couple times. Thanks for chuckle homie.
A young man was carrying a long stick around Warsaw and someone asked him: “Are you a pole vaulter?”
The man replied: “No I’m German but how do you know my name is Walter?”
𝕯𝖎𝖊𝖘𝖊 𝕶𝖔𝖒𝖒𝖊𝖓𝖙𝖆𝖗𝖘𝖊𝖐𝖙𝖎𝖔𝖓 𝖎𝖘𝖙 𝖓𝖚𝖓 𝕰𝖎𝖌𝖊𝖓𝖙𝖚𝖒 𝖉𝖊𝖗 𝕭𝖚𝖓𝖉𝖊𝖘𝖗𝖊𝖕𝖚𝖇𝖑𝖎𝖐 𝕯𝖊𝖚𝖙𝖘𝖈𝖍𝖑𝖆𝖓𝖉
I'm sorry, I don't speak gothic
Es ist tatsächlich Fraktur, nicht Gothic
Aber... aber, ich kann gar nichts Deutsch!
Nicht schlimm, wir auch nicht
Schade
Marmalade
Dino Teller
Mit ohne scharf bitte
Kartoffel. Danke schön.
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What are you doing in my ~~room~~ country step ~~bro~~ Germany?
Its the russians you need to watch
Man why can't the rest of the world get on this level. The fact that he appeared on TV without a tie would get him mocked in the US because ties make you important or something?
It's lightened up in recent years: https://www.npr.org/2024/04/01/1241984004/ties-necktie-biden-obama-clinton-presidents-fashion
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