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[–] [email protected] 43 points 2 months ago (3 children)

I feel like there had to be a better option

[–] [email protected] 27 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 months ago (1 children)

For fork sake. This would have been the better option.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 months ago

This is assuming he had clean forks. Which I'm going to go out on a limb here, and guess that his issue is having clean dishes or utensils at all, irrespective of what kind they are.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Yes, eat it like a dog. 👅👅👅

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago

But now my ice cream has cold spit on it

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago (1 children)

How did OP get the ice cream from the tub to the bowl?

[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Indeed it is, you can see the seam at 10:00.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago

Get fucked, you legend you!

[–] [email protected] 19 points 2 months ago

I can taste the key more than the ice-cream

[–] [email protected] 13 points 2 months ago

Help! I need ice cream to live!

[–] [email protected] 13 points 2 months ago

Tape multiple together, and you have a rudimentary scoop.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Once while camping I used a tent peg to eat meat from a can.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 months ago (1 children)

The amount of times I’d forget some utensils to eat while on site and have to use nails, screws, wire or whatever else on the jobsite. Made me keep a small box in the glove box of my vehicle, was the savior for other guys too.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Have you ever heard of sticks? Chopsticks? Most any place I'm willing to camp will have something I can make into workable chopsticks.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago

Construction sites, not camping haha, but yeah I’ve used wood stakes or had to cut something with the circular saw too before.

It’s always great when you are on a big enough site for an office, wouldn’t need to lug my own microwave if I wanted a hot meal.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 months ago

Seems a bit small. They should've gone with an 8mm

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 months ago

Butter knife 🔪 for me

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago

Whenever you're in such a situation: Everything credit card format is your friend

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Is this some new weight-loss strategy?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Not sure about weight loss, but it certainly is a time loss.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago

I mean there are probably less efficient tools for the job.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago

Looks like IKEA is selling ice cream