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[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Double parking should be an automatic tow even if half the lot is empty.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I'd be happy with small print that says you have to buy two parking tickets. Nice and small at the bottom so they don't realise and just get slapped with a £90 fine whenever they park like it.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Being in Aus, a car park like this would most likely be free.

If I couldn't find parking I would 100% do what the white car did (and have done before)

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago

I went to work one day at Disneyland. And a truck took 4 parking spots, right at the front. The lot was packed, people were parking at the end of the rows not even in spots. I drive a very small car. My hood fit under their bumper so I parked in front of them in just one of the spots they took.

I came back to a nasty note on how they paid for 2 spots (but took 4) and how much of an asshole I was for parking in the only spot I could.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

How about free the with small print that if you take up two spaces it's 90 dollar bucks an hour, payable by calling a premium rate number?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago (2 children)

That's not a little white car. That's just a white car. Fuck cars, but fuck these monstrosities that wouldn't be street legal in any reasonable country especially.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago

Yup, that used to be a mid size car back in the day. This is actually a pretty good illustration of how out of control the size of our cars are getting

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago

Fuck cars but I think it's a Camry, which is actually a mid-size car.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Nobody likes these fucks in the giant trucks. I run a condo and those trucks stick out about 2 feet into the driveway and fit tightly on the wide side. We started banning them and it pissed off a few rednecks, but if you buy a car that literally doesn't fit in your parking spot, that's your problem.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I've got an old F150 farm truck and I still make a point to park in east Jesus nowhere in a parking lot so I'm not in the way. It's common fuckin' decency.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 2 months ago (1 children)

same but then it never fails when you come back and it's mysteriously surrounded by beater cars.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Like attracts like, dude.

I'm considering putting Nerf bars on, only to hide the rust. But the flip side... i'm not sure I have anything to mount them to besides the rust...