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[-] [email protected] 25 points 1 week ago

Halloween, in January?

[-] [email protected] 20 points 1 week ago

The savings are bottomless.

[-] [email protected] 8 points 1 week ago

The sale is endless.

[-] [email protected] 10 points 1 week ago

He fell for the oldest trick in the book.

[-] [email protected] 8 points 1 week ago

Ah, I didn't enjoy that fall. I think I'll go for the premium fall next time.

[-] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago

Next time: Ball-Mart

[-] [email protected] 8 points 1 week ago

perfect joke, no notes

[-] [email protected] 8 points 1 week ago

Well, I certainly wouldn't pay money for that! ...Is it on-sale?

[-] [email protected] 6 points 1 week ago

So, what's the business model here exactly? We've got the cost of rent, the upfront cost of excavating a gigantic bottomless pit the likes of which has never been seen before, the legal team to deal with lawsuits, the PR team to offset the negative press resulting from the pit, the maintenance costs of the building, replenishing the shopping carts, and of course advertising.

Actually yeah, seems doable.

[-] [email protected] 4 points 1 week ago

Didn't you see the soda machine? That rakes in the money.

[-] [email protected] 1 points 1 week ago

The soda machine is still $1. This both supports the operation and lures the unaware.

[-] [email protected] 0 points 1 week ago

That’s just the built in business model of all of capitalism.

[-] [email protected] 4 points 1 week ago

then Walmart has no doors

[-] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago
[-] [email protected] 8 points 1 week ago

You're thinking of their competitor, Hole Foods.

[-] [email protected] 1 points 1 week ago

A walton butthole.

[-] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago

"guys, did that flower just talk..?"

[-] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago

how do they put the carts back

[-] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago

Nobody ever moves their darn cars at fallmart.

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