Damn True won't accept any name that damn long and hard to spell. Why not just have the customer fill out that part?
"Excuse me sir, just need you to put your John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt on there..."
Can we discuss why Everett displays reverse eyes? What predator does he need to scare off?
Why aren't we scared of it already?
What predator does he need to scare off?
Mrs. True. It's why she so often wallops him in his nightgown, without his eyespots.
"Reverse eyes" what?
Shit, I shouldn't comment blasted out of my mind.
The buttons on the back of his overcoat, with their placement, reminded me of animals that use a fake "face" to appear larger, like spots on the wings.
As someone with a really long name, trust me Everett, it annoys me more than it does you.
Imma need to see some ID.
A place to appreciate the twentieth century comic character Everett True of "The Outbursts of Everett True." Feel free to check out the sticky.
