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‘This is not your normal masturbation’: Artificial intelligence comes to male sex toys
(english.elpais.com)
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"Devices like this are like walking down routes you usually drive.“
This makes it sound like the skinjobs from Blade Runner. As if potholes weren’t enough to deal with, now I have to swerve around rogue sex toys?
Sounds a bit wank to me.
Yeah well, I still jerk off manually
Stay analogue, stay free!
"Oh God no! It absorbed the lingo "smash" into its matrix and is now suggesting everyone take a hammer to their genitals!"
Just imagine if one became sentient and just gave you a disapproving glare! Proper turn in, right,
Mine just keeps leaving scathing reviews of me on Tripadvisor.
You don't want to see what it is saying about you on ThrustPilot!