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submitted 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

... I mean, the boat's at the bottom of the sea, bit late to be worrying about health and safety now!

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[-] [email protected] 2 points 2 weeks ago

James Cameron is slowly stealing it, so he can reconstruct the bow of the Titanic in his mansion. Then he can blackmail Leo and Kate into recreating their famous scene while he stuffs thousand dollar bills into his soiled undercrackers. Or that's what I'd do in his shoes, but, if I had his money, my y-fronts would be spotless.

[-] [email protected] 2 points 2 weeks ago

That's probably where she got railed.

[-] [email protected] 2 points 2 weeks ago

If they don’t start work on repairs soon, I doubt she’ll ever be seaworthy again.

[-] [email protected] 2 points 5 days ago

I’ll get the ping pong balls

[-] [email protected] 1 points 2 weeks ago

WD40 and duct tape, she'll be right.

[-] [email protected] 2 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

Oh no! I hope no one fell off.

It’s never too late to worry about health and safety, don’t forget the swimming pool is still full.

[-] [email protected] 1 points 2 weeks ago

There's also a rather large scuff on the floor near the entrance of the dining hall, but the maintenance team is absolutely atrocious.

[-] [email protected] 1 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Standards are slipping. Would never have happened in my great-grandfather's day*.


  • side note: my great grandfather was one of the many who died on the Titanic.
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