And Finally...

James Cameron is slowly stealing it, so he can reconstruct the bow of the Titanic in his mansion. Then he can blackmail Leo and Kate into recreating their famous scene while he stuffs thousand dollar bills into his soiled undercrackers. Or that's what I'd do in his shoes, but, if I had his money, my y-fronts would be spotless.

That's probably where she got railed.

Oh no! I hope no one fell off.

It’s never too late to worry about health and safety, don’t forget the swimming pool is still full.

If they don’t start work on repairs soon, I doubt she’ll ever be seaworthy again.

There's also a rather large scuff on the floor near the entrance of the dining hall, but the maintenance team is absolutely atrocious.