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The secret fourth kind is 'we applied a standard theory to their map of every tree and got some suspicious results.'

https://explainxkcd.com/2977/

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[-] [email protected] 1 points 3 weeks ago
[-] [email protected] 1 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

Then there’s also the flat-earther style: “We applied a flawed model and flawed methodology to standard circumstances and got the results we wanted!”

I guess we need a new comic to address all the different kinds of pseudo-science.

[-] [email protected] 0 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

What about 'we applied a standard theory to standard circumstances and somehow the results aren't right and it's probably our fault'

[-] [email protected] 0 points 3 weeks ago

Business as usual, just another day at the lab. People using actual real world samples instead of the expensive standards to produce a very messy calibration squiggle. Also, the machine probably requires some maintenance from time to time.

[-] [email protected] 0 points 3 weeks ago

Should just assume a perfectly spherical cow in a vacuum for simplicity's sake 🤷

[-] [email protected] 2 points 3 weeks ago

Oddly enough, the lack of air pressure in a vacuum would have the effect of trying to turn a regular cow into a sphere.

(Do not do this. Not even if the cow is already dead. Thanks.)

[-] [email protected] 1 points 3 weeks ago

Do not do this.

Dammit, there goes my weekend! Oh well, guess I can still just eat that dead cow that's been taking up space in the lab 🤷

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