While funny, this would put people at risk if a fire occurred.
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Secure
The Foundation secures anomalies with the goal of preventing them from falling into the hands of civilian or rival agencies, through extensive observation and surveillance and by acting to intercept such anomalies at the earliest opportunity.
Contain
The Foundation contains anomalies with the goal of preventing their influence or effects from spreading, by either relocating, concealing, or dismantling such anomalies or by suppressing or preventing public dissemination of knowledge thereof.
Protect
The Foundation protects humanity from the effects of such anomalies as well as the anomalies themselves until such time that they are either fully understood or new theories of science can be devised based on their properties and behavior. The Foundation may also neutralize or destroy anomalies as an option of last resort, if they are determined to be too dangerous to be contained.
I don't know how it works everywhere in the world, but in the sample size of two (2) Ikeas I've been to, the floor arrows are projected from overhead light bulbs with filters on them. This means that A) any decals would be obviously fake to anyone paying attention (which I understand is a depressingly high bar to clear these days), but B) anyone so inclined could just grab a chair or something to stand on -- I'm sure they're not in short supply in an Ikea of all places -- and swivel the fixtures in their tracks to reorient the arrows...
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