Staged, full of fake talk, and fake smiles to cameras?
Have you considered being a politician?
A "Showerthought" is a simple term used to describe the thoughts that pop into your head while you're doing everyday things like taking a shower, driving, or just daydreaming. The best ones are thoughts that many people can relate to and they find something funny or interesting in regular stuff.
Staged, full of fake talk, and fake smiles to cameras?
Have you considered being a politician?
That, but where it isn't fake (≠ the real world)
If it's the ads I am thinking of, you want middle class conservative retirement communities.
Unless you are a non white, then good luck.
Have you tried buying their products? That should work, right?