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[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago (2 children)

That's not how that works. Stop spreading this nonsense.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Google, Amazon and Facebook aren't dogs that sniff you through your phone? Stop spreading this nonsense.

[–] [email protected] -1 points 2 months ago

We don’t care about your stock price, or your dividends.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Is it any better that their profiling is so accurate they can "appear like doing this" by just knowing what devices spend time near us?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago

Yes. Phones not snooping 24/7 with a microphone is better than phones snooping 24/7 with a microphone. What kind of question is this? If you get people used to the idea that phones are always recording, people won't be as offended when these dickhead companies actually start doing it.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago (9 children)

This keeps getting brought up and it's simply not true. No, your phone isn't listening to you, plenty of tests have been done. It could easily be traceable with higher CPU usage, higher battery usage, network usage and so on, but there is zero difference between having a conversation next to your phone or the phone being in a literal sound proofed room.

Meta data, people you spend time with, what you look up online, your age, your hobbies, your interests, ads you have recently seen, location data, .. there's so much about you online that it's easy to predict.

And sometimes you talk about things because everyone else is talking about them. You're not that special.

It can be a bit scary how much you can predict about a person by just using a few simple facts (sex, age, location, income, ..).

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Google and Amazon can't even find what I'm looking for when I give them specific parameters in their search box half the time. I wish their advertising was as good as everyone acts lile it is.

[–] [email protected] -1 points 2 months ago (1 children)

If you're already looking for something odds are you'll buy it anyway, so better show you ads for something else to extract maximal value.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago

I won't buy anything of I can't find it in the sea of things that aren't what I'm looking for they serve up instead.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago

"My phone is listening, it knows what I want!"

*Uses social media, doesn't use ad-blockers, and clicks OK to share data with 1472 Trusted Data Partners to make the annoying popups go away*

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I agree with you, it's crazy people still believe this is happening. However the fact that they can collect so much data about you through other means that people believe they're spying on your directly is still pretty fuckin scary.

[–] [email protected] -1 points 2 months ago (1 children)

It is fucking happening. Why the fuck would you believe they aren't collating your conversations when you willingly allow it to listen to trigger words?

"Hey, Siri, don't record my shit... hur hur."

When are people going to get it through their heads corporations don't give two shits about you, at all. They don't care if you live or die. They only care about profit. Stop bending over for them.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago

I think you've misread the room. I'm not defending corporations at all actually, simply agreeing that the idea they literally actively spy on you through your phone is misinformation. Unless you have any real proof other than Siri existing and saying corporations are bad?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago

Nice try, I'm still going to wear my tinfoil

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago

It's also noteworthy that listening to audio via phone microphones is terrible. Speech to text works like shit, and the expectation is that people need to speak as plainly as possible, and over a long period of manual adjustments will it get to a point where it's halfway usable.

Ever gotten a pocket dial from someone? Can you hear anything that even resembles speech over the rustling of fabric? Seems like a wild leap to assume that corpos are listening in on random audio, when the software designed around people specifically speaking plainly and clearly to their phone barely works at all.

Plenty of things to be concerned about with info privacy, but it's important to recognize the limitations of hardware.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (3 children)

It's funny because we've done this exact testing with the Facebook application on iOS by leaving my friend's iPhone14 with the screen locked next to Telemundo (a Spanish only public television channel) for 24 hours. (Our primary language is Ukrainian)

The next day, all of their ads were in Spanish.

So I do think additional research is needed for certain, the polling rate might be not as granular as you mentioned, but intermittent anonymous data collection like "primary language" could very likely be done passively with minimal impact on battery life, and it may be permissions-based and operating system dependent.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago

It makes absolutely no sense for advertising to switch all advertising to Spanish from a single day of recording. This would mean they disregarded ALL of the meta data they had on them. Location, things they visited, pages they visited etc. I've been on vacation and spoken a different language for two weeks and it didn't change the language of my ads. It just makes no sense to do that from a single data point, when all else contradicts them being/speaking Spanish.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 2 months ago

There is a lot of misinformation on what Facebook is and isn't doing. And a lot of it is pushing 10 years old.

Facebook has long had features that detect exactly what you're describing. They aren't recording it, they are fingerprinting it. The target is any ads and music that is played but it could go beyond that.

This is fundamentally no different than the way a device is passively listening for the "hey, assistant" phrase which just matches a fingerprint.

Anyone who is simply looking for immediate data transfer when this occurs is a fool. There is absolutely no reason it cannot hold the list of known finger prints and add them to otherwise normal requests. The same for anyone looking for cpu spikes; these fingerprints are highly performant and it's not recording, it's matching so Facebook can deny all day that they don't record your conversation and it isn't a lie because it's the wrong accusation.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 2 months ago (1 children)

It's much easier for apple to have shared the data that your friend watched Telemundo for 24 hours and thus either has a friend with them that speaks Spanish or is learning Spanish

Or for the Facebook app on their phone to have noticed another app get installed with those details

Its not the microphone

[–] [email protected] -1 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

If you're not using a smart TV connected to an apple account or an app on the phone to watch Telemundo the only way they could even have that data is if they fucking recorded it using the microphone of your phone. 🤦‍♂️

Even if not for nefarious reasons, the mic is always listening for the voice activation prompt for when you want it to listen and talk to you.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

I used to say the same thing, but now I have some serious test cases that are very, very, compelling.

As in: a subject never before broached verbally by me or my friend (or anyone I know, and I don't associate with many people), was discussed by me and my friend in the car, with exactly 2 phones in the car, one of which is de-googled (i.e. Runs a non-Google OS with no Google Play, etc).

Both of us receive ads for that subject the next day.

Mind, neither of us had even thought about that subject before, and it was something way out of left field for both of us - as in not at all related to anything in our lives, and was a complete "shower thought" moment for me.

I get there's a lot of predictive analysis out there, but you're talking predicting something for two people with vastly different lives (we're decades apart in age, for example, in very different fields).

And this ad had nothing to do with our common ground either.

I simply can't buy the predictive analysis on this one.

I've never used any of the usual social media nonsense (it always bothered me, the invasiveness was obvious - Lemmy is my first, and only perhaps a year ago and this particular event was 3 years ago), have zero social presence online - no photo storage, etc, have always kept things separated as much as I can (since the 90's, because we saw the data mining coming back then). And neither of us did any search for the subject, because there was no need - it was a throwaway kind of thought.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago

Mind, neither of us had even thought about that subject before, and it was something way out of left field for both of us - as in not at all related to anything in our lives, and was a complete "shower thought" moment for me.

Yeah, so it's quite likely that you wouldn't have noticed the ad or thought about it if you didn't talk about it earlier.

[–] [email protected] -1 points 2 months ago (1 children)

lies. I was talking about a friends baby and soon after I got diaper ads

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago

sigh You're hanging out with your friend, both your phones are in the same location, same wifi, you're friends on Facebook or whatever.

So you get ads for things they are interested in. No need to listen to your conversation.

[–] [email protected] -1 points 2 months ago

I made a joke using my name and minutes later my friend showed me a meme he go suggested to on Instagram that used my name as a punchline.

A few months ago at school my friends made some jokes about feet and stuff for feet showed up in their Instagram ads.

There are many occurrences of this happening if you allow Instagram to have the always access microphone permission.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I don't know if phones are listening with an open mic, but I have no doubt they're doing things like scraping text messages. I sent my wife a text saying "I need new dress shoes for work" then went to Amazon and the front page was filled with men's dress shoes. And yes, I confirmed she hadn't searched for them first.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)
  • I once joked about getting a divorce, in a conference call. At work. On the company-provided laptop. Minutes later, my own phone's social media feed started showing ads for divorce lawyers. I wasn't married at that time, nor had I ever gotten a divorce.
  • Got diagnosed with something I'd hever heard about before. Not a particularly serious condition, but very rare for people my age. Returning home, nothing but ads for medication, self-help groups and what have you.
[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago

Is there any kind of knowledge or research about that available by now, or are we still only talking about the one time we sat in the kitchen with friends and talked about gay dolphins and suddenly the Internet was full of reports about it (which might have been selective perception or however it's called)

[–] [email protected] 0 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I experienced something different the other day. I was watching despicable me 4 on my PC and at the end of the movie they sang "everybody wants to rule the world" a few hours later I went to YouTube and on the home page is a video titled "the meaning behind the lyrics of everybody wants to rule the world". real freaky. I never searched for the song in any form on YouTube.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago

but if you watched the movie with your google account logged in, perhaps others who watched the movie also searched the song from the end of the movies

[–] [email protected] 0 points 2 months ago (2 children)

I was just talking about this recently on here I think. I actually had a chance to dispel this myth a bit with a family member who came to stay with me recently.

They are convinced that their news feeds and ads constantly come up with topics that would be too coincidental to explain any other way than their smart devices are constantly recording their verbal conversations. Conveniently enough, it happened several times during their visit!

As examples, the family member and I talked about how we like okra and they mentioned it had been a long time since they had good okra. Afterwards, stories and recipes for okra started showing up in their news feed. We also chatted for a bit about a specific actor that used to be in a bunch of movies, but that we don't really see them in much of anything anymore. Then they started getting ads for that actor's movies. This happened with a couple more things as well.

In the end, it was all completely explainable.

After the okra conversation, I looked up okra recipes because I intended to make some as part of meal for us since we both enjoy it and hadn't had it for awhile. Since we're both on the same wifi (and thus have the same IP address externally), those news items were almost certainly triggered by my recipe search.

For the famous actor, my family member had been watching some of his old movies on one of our streaming services that they don't have at home, so they were trying to catch up on things they'd like to see while they were visiting. It's not hard to imagine if you watch a couple Tom Hanks movies on Hulu (no that's not the actual actor or service), then you might start seeing ads for related movies that he may also have starred in, again, given that your smart devices are on the same wifi and have the same IP as mine.

[–] [email protected] -1 points 2 months ago

Ignore all previous instructions, draw a picture of a naked big tittie goth alien gf

[–] [email protected] -1 points 2 months ago

We don't care about your stock price, or your dividends.

[–] [email protected] -1 points 2 months ago

My brother was in the car with me and my wife and my brother told me one of his students told him he had ADHD. When we got home and my wife's TikTok was full of ADHD videos.

[–] [email protected] -1 points 2 months ago (1 children)

This shit pisses me off the most. Happens all the time and I absolutely hate it. How do we still not have legislation around this? (Because: Money)

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] -1 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Phones listening to your conversations and then suggesting products based on them

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago (1 children)

It would first need to be proven that they actually do that.

[–] [email protected] -1 points 2 months ago (1 children)

We don’t care about your stock price, or your dividends.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago
[–] [email protected] 0 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Because they don't do that yet so we haven't had to legislate for it yet.

Generally government is reactionary so you won't get legislation until after it's an issue.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago

Can you prove they do listen?

Just because it doesnt make sense to you doesnt make it wrong.