Now let's see Paul Allen's wall.
this post was submitted on 29 Aug 2024
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i agree, the warmer matte white is a better fit for a room you actually want to live in. the glossy pure white makes it feel like a basement room.
The wall is almost certainly already some variation of Swiss coffee, which is like a drop of black and two drops of umber per gallon… juuuuust enough to give it a little color.
When I used to help people pick colors the primary advice I gave them was that once it’s on the wall you will never see the difference between the four shades of [color] you’re looking at because at scale your brain blends it in with the lighting and ambient color of the rest of the room.
Sheen makes more of a difference, and the answer is always satin/eggshell for living spaces and gloss for kitchens and bathrooms (because it’s more moisture resistant and washable). Flat can go fuck itself, it only exists as a cheap option for track homes who don’t care about your paint looking good for more than six months.
Source: worked at a paint store for several years, did a loooot of color matching by eye.
You don't think flat is good for ceilings?
(Also I think some people do really care about the difference between the shades but they're not the ones who need help picking one out.)
Sorry, not who you responded to, but flat is great on ceilings everywhere but a kitchen. There's always a chance food gets splashed on the ceilings in a kitchen so it's best to use semi-gloss or better so you can clean it.
I do semi-gloss in my bathrooms as well to keep moisture out of the walls as much as possible.
Flat in living areas is best in my opinion though for light refraction. Softer and more light gets refracted all around the room instead of just reflected straight from the light source.
I despise flat, anywhere. Satin at a minimum, because flat is a bitch to clean.
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It's obviously a warmer white compared to the clinical colder white they have currently. Warmer colours just feel more homely. I wouldn't want a cold officey white in my house
This isn't a painting problem. This is a lighting problem
It can be both, warm lights don't massively affect how cold/warm something is compared to other objects
The light is clearly a cold light, and the reflection magnifies that effect. The sample is much less reflective.
Most humans are trichromats which means they possess 3 independent channels for conveying color information, derived from the 3 different types of cone cells in the eye.
Tetrachromats have 4 independent channels for conveying color information, derived from 4 different types of cone cells in the eye. This lets them see a larger color space than trichromats.
Maybe your wife is a tetrachromat.
I can see the difference just fine; I'm male.
They're clearly different, even under the bad lightning.
The wall is made using a very brightly white plaster.
On the other hand your sample is more muted drawing a bit toward some sort of warm brown.
Make sure you use a good coat of primer so that the old color doesn’t show through. 😉
Women see more colors than men.
The results of this study showed that overall, females gave more correct responses (P < 0.001) and also took less time (P < 0.01) than males. Color wise also, females gave more correct responses especially for red (P < .001) and green color (P < 0.01). The conclusion states that the females can see more shades of colors than males.
So she can go get the paint.
This is a level of petty that people with too much time, money, or lack of true purpose in life have motivation to pursue.
Haha wife bad
Really taking that angle? It must be exhausting being that easily put off.
Or just being that angry all the time, with the stereotypical "us VS them" gender war mentality.
I mean really, let's interview 10,000 men and women, and see how they describe colors...I have no doubt we'll see a clear divide. Nothing wrong with that, just a difference in how brains function.
Seems like he's commenting that that is the gist of the original picture: "Look at my dumb wife who sent me to get the exact same color."
I think it's actually funny / great that everyone is ignoring the misogyny and taking the wife's side without comment, just assuming the guy is a little bit dim.
Which is great considering the original post was likely staged for misogynistic humor in the first place.
I think it's actually funny / great that everyone is ignoring the misogyny and taking the wife's side without comment, just assuming the guy is a little bit dim.
It definitely can be interpreted a number of ways- but it was funny regardless. It could easily be taken as "I'm painting over white with white..." and the wife was purely contextual for the story.
The discussions are just making it that much more amusing.
Nice, can do jack shit and tell her you made the change and you won't even be lying.