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[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Next you’re gonna tell me metal statues aren’t solid, and don’t weigh tens of thousands of pounds.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 month ago (1 children)

What else have we been lied to about??

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago

Strippers don't rotate around the pole. The pole itself is rotating.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

I just… I can’t believe… it’s not butter.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Did they think the butter took on magical powers when it was formed into the shape of a cow in order for those thin butter legs to hold up the weight of an entire butter cow?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

I mean, isn't tha what makes it so impressive?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago (1 children)

More like, 'Betrayal of the highest udder.' ...I'll see myself out... of the barn.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago

No, you milk that joke for all it’s worth.