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[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 months ago (5 children)

Step 3: Prepare a bowl of jelly.

Step 3: Prepare a bowl of sourcream.

Step 2: Prepare a bowl of peanut butter. Touch the bowl gently.

No step: Fingers melt painlessly into caramel. Hold them in your hand.

Step 4: Flatten the peanut butter.

Step 6: Unflatten the peanut butter.

Step 1: Take the peanut butter out of the bowl and put it back in.

Step S: Move peanut butter to a small lasagna baking dish. Flatten and divide into 3 parts.

Step 4: Observe the jelly.

Step 8: Prepare a small bowl of caramel sauce.

Step 3: Stir the caramel once with a finger.

Step 1: Observe the jelly.

Step 8: The spoonful of cum is not needed. Gently remove it from the baking area.

Step 4: Check the jelly is still there.

Step 3: Carefully slice the bread, but you will still cut your finger. The future has already happened. You can not change it.

Step 6: Put sourcream on top of the peanut butter and flatten it.

Step 3: Pour the bowl of sourcream and peanut butter into a bowl of sugar.

Ingest excitedly.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago (1 children)

How frustrated did you get with Markdown trying to "fix" your numbering while writing that?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago

Markdown's "smart" numbering is the worst.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

How to make a PBJ sandwiche, step 8 will shock you!

"Step 8: The spoonful of cum is not needed. Gently remove it from the baking area."

I'm dying, good work!

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 month ago

you are WRONG! THIS is step 8:

Step 8: Prepare a small bowl of caramel sauce.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago

This has me crying lol

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago (1 children)

This looks like a initially simple state machine written in assembler (or a similar language where you have to use jumps for program flow) that has been modified heavily by 15 devs in 25 years in production, while they all shat their pants

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

; the spoonful of cum is not needed. TODO: Gently remove it from the cooking area.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago

I am sorry, but these instructions have no step 3. The steps in these instructions are: 3, 3, 2, error, 4, 6, 1, S, 4, 8, 3, 1, 8, 4, 3, 6 and 3.

Did you mean Step 3?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

This is what medical school feels like for me.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I got a similar result with ChatGPT; however, it has no issues with written instructions. Interestingly, when I asked it to convert the written instructions into an image, it still gave a result similar to OP’s.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago

It seems there's a fundamental incapacity for the model to produce an ordered series of images inside one image. What if you ask to describe each step with a separate image?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago

Over a third of the many steps are literally just peanut butter, which is not quite enough peanut butter but close.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago
[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago

Nevermind the ordering and triangle shaped bread. What the f*** is the white stuff?!? Absolutely nothing on a PB&J should be white.