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[–] [email protected] 42 points 3 months ago (2 children)

Kroger insists that “any test of electronic shelf tags is to lower prices more for customers where it matters most. To suggest otherwise is not true.” For some reason, nobody trusts them.

Then I'm sure they'll be completely transparent about the criteria used for making the price changes and how the algorithm works, right? Because they're trustworthy, right?

[–] [email protected] 25 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (1 children)

You can absolutely depend on a publicly traded corporation that’s legally obligated to make decisions in the monetary interest of its shareholders—to behave in an altruistic fashion for the benefit of mankind.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 3 months ago

ALL HAIL! 💲

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 months ago

If it is true, they just admitted to security fraud for not maximizing profits. I doubt it is true but would be interesting to see it in court if they decide to admit to lying in a public press release or security fraud not acting in the interest of shareholders...

[–] [email protected] 23 points 3 months ago

Why not simply imprison the customers until they empty their wallets?

[–] [email protected] 22 points 3 months ago (1 children)

EDGE (enhanced display for environment)

did not even try

[–] [email protected] 26 points 3 months ago (2 children)

whoops! that was our error! It's actually "Enhanced Display for Grocery Environment" which is at least an acronym. Fixed.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 3 months ago (1 children)

as a consumer, I love to be delighted by a grocery environment that only makes prices lower (than a baseline price Kroger themselves set based on factors like: lying about the impact of shoplifting; intentionally creating food deserts; colluding with other supermarket chains to keep prices high; vibes)

[–] [email protected] 16 points 3 months ago (1 children)

maybe if I’m an extra good consumer they’ll replace all the freezer doors with pointless screens you can’t see through that are all constantly broken but still manage to waste a fuckton of energy

my consumer experience will really be improved when every one of those screens is recording my movements for the noble goal of knowing when to replace the animated ad for monster energy with an extremely inaccurate listing of the items contained in the freezer

motherfuckers

[–] [email protected] 8 points 3 months ago

oh god these ghouls are going to roll out personalized ads on door-thin displays the moment they can afford to, aren't they?

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 months ago

Still 1/5 acronym.

  • Word unrelated to displays or groceries
  • Secondary meaning as a sexual term
  • Already used by Enhanced Data rates for GSM Evolution which is itself a mediocre acronym at best
  • Two of the four non-particle words, "enhanced" and "environment" are meaningless filler only there to make the acronym work.
[–] [email protected] 18 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Those e-ink screens were already trouble during the pandemic inflation period when so many item tags didn't match the price when rung up at the register.

Individual pricing is only going to cause more problems with register and shelf price mismatch.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 months ago

The more we disrupt them, the harder time they’re gonna have

[–] [email protected] 13 points 3 months ago

Some of us out here are gonna reveal our human powered Kroger gouger

[–] [email protected] 13 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (1 children)

Can’t wait to break em just bc 🔨 I wonder what it costs to replace those tags

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago

not just no, but Makhno

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 months ago

Good thing I already don't shop there!

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (2 children)

Between this and the Japanese grocery store with the Company Face, I'm wondering how much are we going to have to ~~bribe~~ pay Charles Stross to write the book where the good guys win

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 months ago

about as likely as getting Charlie Brooker to write a good ending

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 months ago

@o7___o7 (Checks …) you may like "A Conventional Boy" (coming next January 7th)? And if I ever get "Ghost Engine" (the space opera) done, that has a happy ending.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 3 months ago (1 children)

I wonder if it is possible to confuse the cameras. Figure out what criteria make a price lower (skin color? time of day? no idea), then dress up like that / wear a mask with a face printed on it or something.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 months ago (1 children)