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[-] [email protected] 60 points 1 month ago
[-] [email protected] 28 points 1 month ago

Yeah, those ones want to spend 40 of them with you though.

[-] [email protected] 14 points 1 month ago

Let's gooo. TIL. :)

[-] [email protected] 25 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

2 years ago, in a hot summer, i had a fly stay the whole day with me. When i noticed, i first shushed it away and it kept landing on the same spot. Since it wasn't really bothering me, i kept the fly in my view and it was absolutely always landing and staying very close to me, but never touched me.

It followed me through the whole house, wherever, bathroom, kitchen living room - it was always just a few inches away from me.

I even started to be careful, not to sit on it ... Like this would ever happen, as fast as they are.

Anyway, it was strange and wholesome at the same time. Was gone the next day, i really missed the little fella.

Edit: though, they live longer, or? Afaik, the flies that only live 24 hours are mayflies.

I'm sure my fly was a common house fly. Must have gotten bored with me, after a day.

Edit 2:

Must have gotten bored with me, after ~~a day~~ i took a shower.

TheSlad, thanks for reminding me

[-] [email protected] 23 points 1 month ago

Did you consider taking a shower at any point during that day?

[-] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago

I mostly shower around 9:00 pm. Yeah I must have had some scent on me, the strange thing was the fly was absolutely no-touchy.

[-] [email protected] 16 points 1 month ago

Such stank that even the flies keep their distance.

[-] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

As much as the content of this comment is enjoyable, the fact that it is the 1st and not 105th comment is disappointing.

[-] [email protected] 20 points 1 month ago

I have 4 bug zappers in my house.

Fuck around and find out.

[-] [email protected] 20 points 1 month ago
[-] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

Yeeeeesssssss heh heh heh

[-] [email protected] 11 points 1 month ago

They have yet to fear the sound of my blow torch, because there are no survivors

[-] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago

House flies live several weeks. I think you're confusing fruit flies, which have a much shorter lifespan.

[-] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII just want a fly. Put your arms around me baby. Put your arms around me baby.

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