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[-] [email protected] 39 points 1 month ago

Common misconception. We cruelly hunt the majestic dorit, only to harvest the toes and discard the rest.

[-] [email protected] 10 points 1 month ago
[-] [email protected] 14 points 1 month ago

It suddenly occurred to me how difficult it would be to make a Dorito from scratch.

Youd need to grow corn, and several kinds of chilies and spices. You'd need a source of milk and rennet, you'd need a source of quicklime to treat the corn so you could make tortillas. And a lot of oil to fry it all in

[-] [email protected] 8 points 1 month ago

I'm sure Senku would find a way

[-] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

quicklime

I read that as QuickTime and thought damn, I gotta download QuickTime even to make fuckin Doritos?

[-] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago

I just figured there'd be an adult dor and we're eating the little kids spawned from the dor's succulent ranch and BBQ flavored nipples.

[-] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago

While I laughed and did like this, I can also see this be a Facebook minions mom meme

[-] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

Interesting axiom. Would actually funny jokes be ruined, or does it really show that some jokes aren't that funny to begin with

[-] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago

me too thanks

[-] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

If you can't figure it out, you can always eat the dorito-eaters.

[-] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

Doritos? I hardly know her!

[-] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

You have to go out in the desert and mimic their mating call. I won't demonstrate as it's quite embarrassing.

[-] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

They live in doritimo bay

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