this post was submitted on 12 Aug 2024
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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

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If you find yourself getting angry (or god forbid, agreeing) with something Anon has said, you might be doing it wrong.

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[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 months ago

Screws, hammer, sledgehammer

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 months ago

Bleach, a saw, and cat litter.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 months ago

Small plastic bags, rubber bands and viagra. (does Walmart sell viagra?)

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago (2 children)

Carrots Vegetable peeler Lube

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[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 months ago

Shovel, biodegradable garbage bags and zip ties.

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