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[–] [email protected] 25 points 3 months ago (5 children)

Would you rather shit in a sentient toilet that begged you not to shit in it, or one that begged you to shit in it?

[–] [email protected] 12 points 3 months ago

Depends on my mood.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 3 months ago

Begged me to shit in it. I feel like enough of a monster as is.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Why are those my only two options?!

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 months ago

Do… do you want a tsundere toilet? Because I feel that plops into the “wants you to” category

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[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago

Depends on my mood at the time.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 3 months ago

I just had two cups of coffee and a bloody Mary with a full stalk of celery. My municipal sewage system is going to fine me so hard.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 3 months ago

They didn't have to make it look like the toilets cheeks were flushed in the 3rd panel... but they did.

(no pun intended)

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 months ago

This is why I drink espresso, or coffee cut with chicory

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago

The same way sisyphus is happy to roll his boulder uphill I think a toilet would be happy with serving it's purpuse