Average Redditor Boyfriend
this post was submitted on 03 Aug 2024
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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.
Be warned:
- Anon is often crazy.
- Anon is often depressed.
- Anon frequently shares thoughts that are immature, offensive, or incomprehensible.
If you find yourself getting angry (or god forbid, agreeing) with something Anon has said, you might be doing it wrong.
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Anon is the boyfriend AND the girlfriend.
I don't know much about women, but I know calling them pretentious, their emotions absurd, their conversation inane, their intelligence non-existent and their mental age toddler level probably isn't the best way to keep them around long-term.
I don't think gender is even relevant in this case.
Yeah this just seems like an any% speed run to getting cut off by literally anyone
Or a test to see if the partner will stay around for abuse after a period of silence..
Silence, then abuse and after that love bombing
My reply text would be, "We're done. Goodbye."
Thats generous
I will do you one better:
We're done. Badbye.
this will show him 😤
Based on the etymology ‘Satanbye’ would be more correct. But that might not carry the same meaning as your proposal
You're a Nerd. Badbye.
dang, i'd have just hit block
Just "blocked"
You guys are missing the title: "fembot feels". The narrator is not a human but a chatbot.
EDIT: acc. to another poster -bot is the /r9k/'s equivalent of -anon. So nevermind.
In 4chan parlance that just means she's calling herself autistic. Which in 4chan world may or may not be literal
goddamn there's some new friends around here 😂
Nah. More like someone who never cared about /r9k/. I'm old enough in that shithole to remember the AnT spam.
I only know about r9k through greentexts, I just stick with trolling on /g/ and /tg/ :P
That is a dude who needs to have a dry dick for a while.
Like the rest of his life?
At the very least until he gets just mature enough to realize he's not anywhere near as smart as he thinks he is.
Look, if you're dating an idiot (m or f) that's fine, be happy. But ffs don't be an abusive jackass.
It sounds like her boyfriend is Ignatius J. Reilly lol
Why am I picturing a Doctor Doom kinda villain typing this? Altough this being 4chan, I'm guessing we would be closer to The Monarch.
Something struck me, I first pictured the boyfriend as the classic overweight, smelly, unkempt neckbeard. Are there new visual tropes for these sorts of pseudo intellectuals or are fedora-clad 2010 Jonah Hill lookalikes still the stereotype?
Don't sleep on the skinny dork archetype.
Can’t believe they cast RDJ as Dr DOOM when this guy is out there somewhere.
Very healthy yes