Up until recently, I thought that the US national park was pronounced "yo-semite", as if it was some sort of ghetto-slang used for greeting a Jewish person.

Doesn't mean it isn't cute/funny when it does happen, though. Just this week my SO pronounced chihuahua as "CHA-HOO-A-HOO-A" so I told them "you know this word, it's the taco bell dog" lol

Also dialects are a thing. The way a lot of words come out of my mouth has been culturally labeled as ignorant. I go out of my way to change my pronunciations at work so I get taken seriously, but I've been doing it less now that I'm accepted in that world. Maybe that caps how much farther I can go, but maybe I don't want to go further if it means continuing to act like people who sound like how I sound are less than

Pour one out for all my epi-tome homies

You should never mock someone who pronounces a word strangely: They might be from Reading.

Or... or you read it in the 3 word title of a meme. Doesn't matter, learned word.

It was embarrassingly recently that I realized segue and "segway" were the same word which I apparently didn't know how to spell.

Edit: BTW - the weird way that English words are spelled or pronounced - and why - is one of my favorrite nerd subjects. I love this thread so freaking much. And how RIGHT nearly everyone here SHOULD have been.

As a homeschooled kid with a big vocabulary I was largely not able to pronounce (more reading than talking), this is a sentiment I wish I'd heard earlier in life.

This was me with a number of words over the years, but most memorable "paradigm."

"Facade" caught me in high school.

Interestingly (to me), I have the opposite problem in Spanish. I've learned mostly through immersion, so when I see a Spanish word written down sometimes I'm like "Holy heck THAT'S how you spell carrot??" Spanish is a language where the spelling/pronounciation rules are really consistent, but it's still surprising to see some of these words without having ever thought of how they might be spelled. Toallas (towels) got me too.

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Me as a small children: I'll PRE-FACE this by saying...

Family: wait, what??

I did not feel honorable...

Unless it's a YouTuber. Then they're possibly pronouncing it wrong so people will comment about their pronunciation and fuel the algorithm.

An-tea-queues

And rather ironically:

Kway instead of Queue --8th grade substitute teacher caught me on that one while reading aloud.

Segue still gets me. In my head I still pronounce it like rogue.

Yo sa mite for Yosemite is my worst one.

OK, so then I'm proud of the fact that I thought Hermione from the Harry Potter books was pronounced HER-me-own.

I thought I was mispronouncing "duodenum" so I changed it, then I heard doctors on youtube saying it the way I thought was wrong. I had gone from right to wrong back to right. lol

I keep pronouncing "sweat" like "sweet", even though people keeps correcting me about it because my stupid brain is stuck with the wrong pronunciation

I pronounced entrée as "entry" until I was in my 30s. 😭

I used to think "chaos" had the same "ch" as "church" when I was a kid. Don't know why I never heard it spoken aloud by someone earlier than I did.

But the one that I find inexcusable is Southern US people who pronounce "jalapeno" with a "j" and "n" instead of an "ha" and "ñ" even though they know better. Sounds so willfully ignorant

I have noticed a lot of (youtube) people are keenly aware of their faults. Admitting you have a thing to try improve up on, is an triple up that I can unfortunately only give as 1/3 of a triple agree. If you know you are butchering grammar/spelling, giving a pre-warning is only going to make it funny.

Sich a dumb word, but somehow I never really clicked on this word: "question". I have spoken the word a lot, but somehow I practiced speaking english less when I moved away from my parents to study. English became more of a read and written language than spoken, so the words became just things to read, not to sound out loud.

After attempting to speak a bit more english again, words were drawn from memory by how they were written. And for some reason the word "question" was incredibly weird. "Kuest-ion"? No, I'm sure there is a "ch"-sound in there. "Kwest-chien"?

I had to check out some youtube videos on pronounciation to get it right.

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Mispronounced words by British people are unacceptable though. The Brits need to be stopped!