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35 crypto companies made a Change Dot Org petition called "Bitcoin Deserves an Emoji"

F that

Sign this one instead: "Bitcoin is Stupid and Does Not Deserve an Emoji": https://www.change.org/bitcoin-is-stupid

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[–] [email protected] 121 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (3 children)

Emojis should be purely generic, and not represent an individual product or service.

No apple logo. No BMW logo. Generic.

Imagine if every brand had a fucking emoji, what a wasteland that would be. And then in years to come the unicode character space is littered with dead brands that have gone the way of the dinosaur but still living on in emoji form like digital trash, because emoji are permanent. There's no taking it out once it's made.

So I'd support an emoji to represent the notion of 'digital currency' but it should be generic, not Bitcoin.

[–] [email protected] 30 points 3 months ago (2 children)

There are some brand emojis in the Private Use Area, such as the Apple Logo and Twitter Logo, but they're not a part of the standard and thus aren't included in most fonts. Only Apple users can see this: 

[–] [email protected] 17 points 3 months ago (2 children)
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[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 months ago

Jup I can't btw fuck Apple.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 3 months ago (3 children)

We already have a bunch of currency specific emojis, so it's already too late for this notion 💱💲💰🪙💷💶💴💵💸

[–] [email protected] 39 points 3 months ago (7 children)
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[–] [email protected] 35 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (1 children)

Why on earth an emoji anyway? $, €, £ and ¥ aren't emoji either.

And now that I look, Unicode already has ₿ (U+20BF BITCOIN SIGN). Just use that. Or better yet, don't.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

o really? 💵💶💴💷

but seeing these are physical representation of those currencies.. bitcoin's emoji can be a usb stick (at least having an actual USB stick emoji can be useful in some cases like when making guides)

[–] [email protected] 30 points 3 months ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 26 points 3 months ago

we also have 💩

[–] [email protected] 8 points 3 months ago

ay 🅱️🅱️, wan sum fuk?

[–] [email protected] 23 points 3 months ago (4 children)
[–] [email protected] 23 points 3 months ago

a change.org petition, for or against bitcoin, is the perfect manifestation of bitcoin: entirely pointless

[–] [email protected] 17 points 3 months ago (13 children)

Well.

Step one. Bitcoin gets emoji.
Step two. Young people and other folks with fragile minds think it's legit because it has an emoji.
Step three. Poor people lose their money.
Outcome: The rich get rich, the poor stay poor.

Alternatively: Step one. Bitcoin gets emoji.
Step two. Young people and other folks with fragile minds think it's legit because it has an emoji.
Step three. Crypto currencies keep burning through resources as if it was a Brazilian rainforest.
Outcome: The few lucky ones will feel really stupid living in their bunkers after the collapse.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 months ago (1 children)

🤯: me when ☦️, ☪️, ☯️, ☸️, ✝️, 🕉️, ✡️ all have emojis making each one legitimate.

They're stupid internet pictures people aren't going to make financial decisions off of them.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (3 children)
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[–] [email protected] 23 points 3 months ago (3 children)

how did this of all the posts break containment

[–] [email protected] 8 points 3 months ago (1 children)

crossposting, I think, but I was also 🤨 for a moment there..

[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 months ago

wait no it's not literally crossposted

yeah I got nothing.

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[–] [email protected] 17 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Bitcoin has an emoji but moths don't... Wtf

[–] [email protected] 8 points 3 months ago

It doesnt have an emoji yet

[–] [email protected] 17 points 3 months ago (23 children)

crime coin should be banned since its only use case is illegal activity

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[–] [email protected] 15 points 3 months ago

edit: how dare you downvote my surely good points that bitcoins are worthy of not just an emoji but a nobel prize!!!!!

adding this to your post will get you laughed at and then banned

[–] [email protected] 15 points 3 months ago

Easier to distinguish between people who want to establish a patriarchal white ethno-state, and people who just like ancient Greek sculpture

Nice.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (4 children)

Bitcoin is stupid and therefore deserves an emoji. It is not worthy of ascii-art. (_!_)

Edit , this shitty webpage doesn't support ascii-art. Re-edit, needed to add escape characters, true art is always born out of struggle.

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[–] [email protected] 13 points 3 months ago

On the one hand, Bitcoin as an emoji would be basically useless.

On the other hand, it could work as an easy shorthand for "scam"

[–] [email protected] 10 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

robux emoji when?

[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 months ago (1 children)

What the fuck happened here?

[–] [email protected] 8 points 3 months ago (2 children)

i dont know i just posted a silly thing and all hell broke loose 😭

[–] [email protected] 9 points 3 months ago

The fediverse has randomly placed wormholes

[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 months ago

don't worry you can't break the fediverse it comes pre-broken for your inconvenience

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 months ago
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