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[–] [email protected] 73 points 3 months ago (1 children)

I have it on good authority (watching my dog) that zoomies are better when you can dart and weave between furniture.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 months ago (1 children)

We need an Olympic sport that's just track hurdles but replaced with scattered furniture arrangements, and the competitors need to weave through without banging a shin on a coffee table.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago

There needs to be two phases though.. day and night

[–] [email protected] 36 points 3 months ago
[–] [email protected] 27 points 3 months ago (1 children)

This, but for playing VR games

[–] [email protected] 9 points 3 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 months ago
[–] [email protected] 23 points 3 months ago
[–] [email protected] 18 points 3 months ago (2 children)

For some reason I read 'zombies', was wondering what on earth you were planning.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 3 months ago

They need some shufflin' space.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 months ago

You seem to know how to have fun

[–] [email protected] 15 points 3 months ago
[–] [email protected] 13 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (1 children)

Plenty of room for some manoeuvering

[–] [email protected] 13 points 3 months ago (1 children)

I've moved to a colder climate, so wear socks indoors now. The dog and I have drift king battles. He has a cool signature move where he sprints across the lounge room onto his bed and slides it halfway into the kitchen. But I got him on hallway slides to the bathroom where such pace can only be achieved with superior control.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 months ago

Check into adult daycare for an extended weekend, for an upgrade to grippy socks. 👀

[–] [email protected] 13 points 3 months ago

Designed by that famous architect Felix Catman.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 3 months ago

How does it feel to live with abundant space

[–] [email protected] 8 points 3 months ago (3 children)

That's what a yard is for.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 3 months ago

That's nowhere near enough space! You're going to need SEVERAL square yards!

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 months ago (2 children)

Where I live yards have all been turned into more buildings. The largest remaining yards are smaller than the average living room

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 months ago

Oof. My yard is 2 acres of redwoods and ferns, with a pond and a meadow.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 months ago

True, new houses here, the back yard you can not even put a 15" pool, there's not enough space. Some people just have no grass in their backyard, just a big wood balcony/terrace with their bbq, table, chairs, etc. No more mowing!

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago (1 children)

In some places you'd be lucky to get more than about 60 days per year when you could use the yard.

Winter, rain, 30+ degree summers, etc.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 months ago

Well that my friend is what moving is for

[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 months ago (3 children)

What does "get the zoomies" mean? Not my native language.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 3 months ago

I believe it refers to the desire to suddenly start running about in a senseless and thoughtless manner

[–] [email protected] 8 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

Ever see a dog or cat run across the room super fast for no reason? Zoomies.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 months ago

I don't think I can afford this

[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 months ago (1 children)

My dog would do over half his zoomies going over the furniture. May as well spread it around to get him more exercise.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 months ago
[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 months ago

The first Sims living room.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Unrelatable, kitchen is almost separated.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago

And that bedroom, might as well be a studio with a walk-in closet

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 months ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 months ago

Zoomies happen for us as soon as we get home from the walk in the park, never in the park. Hardwood floors. Tom n Jerry and Loony Tunes creators obviously had dogs.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago

I genuinely assumed this was for humans...

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 months ago

you forgot the random junk room

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago

Is outside lava? Or is opening an exterior door not an option?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago

My child needs this. We haven’t found a space yet that they can’t outzoom.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago

My dogs approve

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago

Ok do one with a bed that fills the empty space for when the 'cule is all in one place

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago (1 children)

I see the bathroom has a flush in a water closet with a door as opposed the flush being in the same room as your bathing area and sink. I wish American houses would do this more, it’s just more hygienic

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Everyone just needs to make it a habit to close the lid before flushing.

And for those public toilets with auto-flush and no lid, I get around it by draping TP over the sensor while I do my business, flush it manually when I'm done and the door is open so I can quickly jump outside the stall.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 months ago (1 children)

I close the lid before flushing so the mist doesn’t spray around, and then I clean the seat with my hand bidet water but I always feel like that’s not enough. Maybe I am being a germaphobe haha. Eh it’s not a big deal

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago

then I clean the seat

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