Holy crap, custom fitted care for the big boy, hilarious
this post was submitted on 31 Aug 2023
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He must've fitted in that half windshield too right? No way you can just cut one in half without it cracking
Add this to the sub with the most american things.
Hard to top the lady who smuggled a gun into a game in her fat folds and then managed to get shot by that gun.
That was disproven like 10 minutes after it was suggested yet it’s the only version that seems to be making the rounds.
People love a good story.
isn't this exact use case what they built the Heifer Occupied Vehicle lanes for?
Imagine that bull taking a dump in your car.
I'd rather imagine it taking a dump in his car. Partially because it means I have to use less imagination resources.
You did notice that the entire right side of the car is covered in shit right?
"Officer, you'll have to excuse me, but this is bullshit"
"Sir, I assure you this is a perfectly legal sto..."
"No, like real bullshit. Howdy Doodee just dropped his namesake in the back seat and it's starting to smell. Gimme a sec to grab a pan and shovel"
He has that yellow guard attached to his car, though, because Safety First!
That guard is both sides, to restrict movement, usually for treatment of claws and wounds.
Edit: ok, maybe not both sides here, but it originally was.
Mate, if you want to hang a pair of testicles from your rear bumper, buy the fake ones. This isn’t a ”size counts” thing. You don’t need to compensate.
This is where you buy the fancy warrantied shocks for just one side.
I'm impressed with the car.
Looks like it's an old police car.
It's a Lice car now.
LoL. Yeah somebody had fun pulling off that part of the decal