cross-posted from: https://lemmy.zip/post/19699854
TIL i'm more closely related to llama than alpaca
except as all llamas know: go to sweden for death metal. norway for black metal
this post was submitted on 24 Jul 2024
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What about Finland? What metal is Finland?
Folk metal like Finntroll and Wintersun
Folkmetal and symphonic metal.
Symphonic power, obviously.
I'm more of a symphonic death kinda guy.
Getting Needled 24/7
Steel.
And Sweden for melodic black metal also!
And a llama has a smaller llama grazing on its back.
Soooo, you're saying it's alpacas for pets, llamas for parties?
An alpaca is like a sheep. Llama is much larger, halfway to a horse.
Yes, but have you heard about our dear friend the Guanaco?
Don't forget my boy Vicuña!
the llama is to the alpaca what the goat is to the sheep
A llama spat in my general direction at a zoo once when I was a kid, so I have known never to trust them since.
Have you tried spitting back?
You ain't producing as much mucous as a llama.
Looks at list, Boys Am I a llama?
My husband's boss has an alpaca farm. They always have 1 llama whose job is to watch over the alpacas. So this tracks to me haha
Llamatron taught me these things are dangerous.