this post was submitted on 23 Jul 2024
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[–] [email protected] 17 points 3 months ago (1 children)

I'd sure hate it if I was in that position and a dolphin charged my asshole at full speed.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 months ago (1 children)

I'd be more concerned about swordfish or narwhales

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 months ago

Kinky.

The narwhale would half be like getting pegged by a unicorn horn and half like becoming some sexy human kebab ready for the barbecue.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 3 months ago

She always gets me wet

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Are you into onomatopoeias as much as I am? 😀

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 months ago

They just make noise/sense!