Plot twist: the "wolves" are just furries going to a major infosec conference, and will also talk endlessly about Linux
this post was submitted on 21 Jul 2024
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And about how they penetrated disney so hard with their hairy giant cocks, lol
Do you realize you could simply not type a comment about hairy giant cocks?
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Plot twist: The right side is actually just Linux furries having Vim vs Emacs and X11 vs Wayland debate/fight.
And systemd vs other init systems, FOSS vs open source, GNU or not, Pipewire and PulseAudio, Windows...
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Super happy to be that Linux guy sitting by myself with no one to bother me while I'm getting things done.
I'll sit next to 1, and I'll spend the entire flight talking to him about my .NET setup on Windows and how to date Visual Studio is still the best IDE available for any mainstream programming language.
The good old lying approach, I see.
Name an IDE that is better.
i somehow feel this might be sort of a vim-vim situation 😁
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Hear me out.
The Wolves got through the airport checkpoints without any issues.
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I'M GONNA PET THE PUPPIES :D
and feed them ._.
Hey there. Do you also use Arch btw?
Definitely next to Linux guy. I've been working on Linux since very early days, so I don't talk about it because at this point it is as core to my life as knowing how to brush teeth. Nothing would entertain me more than to spend a flight giving that guy the ole "ummmm...actually".
No, you're the Linux guy this image macro is about.
Oh, I'll bore you to death talking about stuff, just not Linux.
I would love to sit next to you gaining Linux knowledge!
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Seat 2. The guy in seat 1 already uses Linux, so someone ought to tell the wolves.
Oh, trust me, it's not a coincidence that ALL wolves decided to sit away from that uncouth beast.
Let's just say I am the one who knocks, and I use Linux. Arch, BTW.
Oh, when I entered the plane side 1 was still empty
I'll sit beside him, put in my IEMs so I can't hear him and reimage my steam deck with windows 11 just to make him squirm.
Oh, hi Satan.
Wait, you carry Win11 installation media with you? Who let you out of Arkham Asylum?
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Puppies!
Well this is lemmy, nearly everyone is the Linux guy. Personally I would definitely sit next to the Linux guy because I would love to nerd out with someone else about Linux for 10 hours.
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So I get two seats to myself? Sweet!
Im gonna sit next to him with my headphones on so I can't hear him crying as I use chrome on my windows 11 laptop.
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Logically speaking, I would sit with the wolf pack. Airline seatbelts are not made for wolves and I fully believe they would not be held by such paltry restraints. This leads me to the conclusion that my demise is not only certain, but an inevitability. With this in mind I would much rather be the first victim, for my death will be quicker while they are hungrier, and I shall save myself the mental trauma of seeing them devour the poor linux user before I reach my untimely end.
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Depends what distro he runs
He runs arch btw
If you need me I'll be sky diving Minus the parachute.
My homies use gentoo
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Totally next to the linux guy. In fact, I was in such a situation on the train before. I was just there working and the person sitting next to me noticed I had a linux desktop (in fact, GNU/Linux, btw). They were curious and vaguely interested in switching to linux for a while, so we had a nice conversation about this.
I would not bring this up myself, but it's cool that this happens sometimes (i.e., once in a few decades of life so far)
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It's wolves, i'm sitting besides the pack, cause it's impossible for me to sit beside ME!
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