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[–] [email protected] 18 points 2 months ago (3 children)

I'm very happy to see the Navy running on old hardware. Do you really want the "move fast and break stuff" tech bros designing weapons!? Plus, this is the same week where businesses running Win3.1 dodged the biggest computer outage in history.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Yeah, I'm far past the point where I look forward to updates on applications I use anymore. Everything just keeps getting worse these days. Old thing that works perfectly is the way to go.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Debian stable user spotted

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago

oh fuk i doxxed myself

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago

You're just getting old bro

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago

I think you have excessive confidence in the cyber security of old institutions.

But also: Is this not NCD? I absolutely want tech-bros running the MIC. I want the next generation of supercarriers to be the Starship to Gerald R. Fords, SLS we are NATO, we can sacrafice a little bit of short-term military readiness in exchange for doing cool shit again.

[–] [email protected] -2 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago

Which one? The Comic Alcoholic or Movie Playboy?

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I don't see the problem. The system that reads those floppies is probably very deeply integrated into the ship and does it's job very well. At the same time, being able to give it something like a USB instead will update the actually troublesome part (floppy drives) while keeping the part that does it's job correctly untouched.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago (2 children)

I do think that USB would not be a good choice, considering how frequently they've been implicated in malicious actions. I mean, USB as the bus would be fine, but, it should use a more esoteric connector.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

Yeah, it's all fun and games until private Doug plugs his compromised phone into the fire control computer USB port to charge it.

They could always use a USB pinout on a proprietary connector I guess.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago

Yeah. I'd go with something like USB over D-Sub (both for practicality and the word play). It's a nice sturdy connector and would be easy to service, etc due to the large pin size.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago

Be like Verizon with those in home cell signal devices and use the form factor of HDMI but with USB cords in it.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (2 children)

when we say “emulates floppy disks” are we just talking about .img files?

if so, that’s not nearly as impractical as the meme makes it sound. .img files are quite common for distributing software.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

I took that to mean a peripheral that basically pretends to be a floppy disk drive to whatever OS (if any) they're running, maybe reading the data off flash memory or whatever

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Probably a floppy disk hardware emulator, something that essentially plugs to the original system's floppy disk interface, has a drive for modern removable media (USB/SD card/whatever), and buttons/displays to support disk image swapping and unmount/eject.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago

Those emulators could well have more processing power than the device they're connected to. Very cool tech.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago

And then got a celebratory fax from HQ.

That might not even be a joke, sadly.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago

What are they using? A gotek?